The Adventures of the LFF Catlition (spin-off of my books)

Do you like the LFF Catlition's adventures?

  • Yes! They're so funny!

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Its kinda weird, you know, with the talking cats and all.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Its okay, but its too silly for my liking.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • These are horrible stories!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Cats aren't that smart.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    1
Zella said:
This is the most detailed, exciting snowball fight I've ever read.:p

What's the secret weapon? The tomato cannon? Or is that too obvious? Hmm...
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Yep, lol. Hence why nobody but Ribbony thought of retalitation- there's never been a snowball fight that complex!:D:p

Mwhahahaha! You'll see, you'll see.
 
“Psst! Mozart! What’s the “secret weapon”?”

Mozart turned to Jade- who was one of Fire’s friends- and whispered back confidentially, “It’s a secret. Only me, Caspian, Dorthy, Toto and Fire know about it.”
“Why can’t I know too?” pouted Jade.
“Because you might spoil the surprise! Now cover for me, okay? I’ll be back.”

Mozart scampered off to another part of the wall where Caspian awaited her in a medium-sized snow-cave that had been constructed to hide the kitten’s secret weapons.
In actuality they had two, but Caspian’s tomato cannon wasn’t really secret anymore, since Ribbony and Dora knew about it, but the kittens had another card to play.

Caspian turned to Mozart as she walked in.
“Ready?” he asked her, calmly.
“Ready.” His sister replied.
“Now remember it hasn’t actually been tested in action on account of us trying to keep I secret, so it might just crash while you’re in it.” Caspian sounded a little worried now, “You sure you don’t want Fire to do it?”

He was loathe to put her in any kind of danger Mozart knew, but afterall that was a big brother’s job- to keep the littlest sister safe.
“Caspian I am the leader. I don’t want to make my kittens do anything I would not do myself.”
“I guess so.” Muttered Caspian, “Just be careful, okay?”
“You know I will be. Now where is it?”

Caspian nodded and yanked off the sheet he had been using to cover his prized invention.

It was a small winged object with a *cannon sticking out from under the wings with two crossbows turned like recurves on their sides attached to it*. It was built to fit the size of a small kitten- or as Caspian called it “Mozart sized”.

Mozart climbed in and wheeled the contraption out, holding onto the handlebars that had been placed there for her so that she could steer. Then she put her back paws down onto two pedals that- if pressed- would start firing the cannon and its two crossbows. Every ten shots the weapons had to be reloaded and there was a bucket full of ammunition next to the steering mechanism.
The ammunition was special too, for the cannon at least. The crossbows were loaded with flat-tipped arrows like Dorthy’s and had snowballs padded around them. Caspian had made it so that these would automatically reload after being fired.
The cannon’s ammunition was unique though. Caspian had grown pumpkins that year with his siblings and he had saved every one of them. Then he froze them. Now he had melted them so that they were just warm enough to explode on impact but cold enough to not turn into jelly.

“Now remember- the right pedal controls the right crossbow and the left one controls the left crossbow. The middle one is for the cannon.” Caspian instructed.”
“I’ve got it.” Mozart said with a smile.
Caspian grinned back, “Have fun.”
“Remember- you distract them with the tomato cannon while I fly in from the side and catch them unawares, got it?”
“Understood. Now go kick some tail!” Mozart winked and flew off.

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*_____* < I don't know how creative I'm being with that contraption Caspian has as I got the idea for it from HTYYD- the cannon-crossbow part looks like that thing Hiccup uses to shoot Toothless down with, only Caspian's has a hang-glider attached it it. xD
 
Ribbony smiled.

Those kits hiding behind their snowbanks didn’t stand a chance- not against him and his experienced Catlitioners anyway. They were still young and though they had seen battles Ribbony had seen many more. He was an experienced campaigner and not prepared to let a couple little kittens win this fight.

“Get behind them and cut of Caspian and Mozart’s route back.” Ribbony ordered Explorer. His brother shot off along the wall under a barrage of snowballs from the kittens concealed in their fort.
Landing on the other side of the fort wall Explorer was met by a nasty surprise. Caspian- who had seen the black and white tom coming was waiting with a loaded tomato-snowball cannon and quickly fired one in the cat’s face.

Explorer spat out snow and looked around for that little nuisance Caspian. The young tomcat had hurried around him and onto the wall-edge. He stood there, waiting for something. Explorer followed his gaze to one side and saw a strange sight- a flying kitten! With a cannon at that! He must warn Ribbony! But how? Caspian was between them now and he couldn’t possibly get past the little cat without a fight…

Or could he?

Explorer bunched himself for the jump that would take him over Caspian’s head then leapt into the air. He was just flying over the kitten’s head when suddenly Mozart appeared out of nowhere in her little plane and shot a frozen pumpkin right at his face.
The impact knocked Explorer off balance and he fell into the kitten’s snow-fort to be tackled by the fierce little warriors.

“C’mon gang, lets win this thing!” called Mozart to her troops. Her LFF Catlition was tired (it was past most of their bedtimes) but her voice roused them and they gave a cheer as she passed by.

Mozart flew down towards where she had stationed Dorthy’s group. The small she-cat had her troops fighting valiantly against Dora and a small group of followers the brown she cat had mustered. Mozart aimed strait for Dora’s head and then fired one of the pumpkins.
It hit the back of Dora’s fuzzy head and slid all over her back and face. She looked around angrily to see who had disgraced her for the second time that day. Seeing Mozart she went into a frenzy and flung a snowball at the little cat who attempted to jerk out of the way but wasn’t quite fast enough. It took the kit on one of her paws and she gave a yelp as a piece of ice pierced her skin.

“Oh you’re gonna pay for that fuzzface!” Yelled Dorthy as she flung an arrow-spear at Dora’s ear.
“Insane kits!” cried Dora as she turned to face the new threat, only to have Mozart shoot another pumpkin in her face. Then Dorthy and her kittens jumped on and overwhelmed the older she cat.

Mozart then turned to see if Toto needed help.
The golden furred tomkitten was at the moment in need of no help so Mozart turned to the wall again. Ribbony stood there in plain sight- the last main threat to her forces.
Yet as she set her sights to fire on him something seemed wrong with the whole thing. Ribbony looked like he wanted her to shoot at him, just standing there like that…

So Mozart did something unexpected and hoped it would work. She flew Caspian’s contraption high up into the air until it was over Ribbony’s head. Then she grabbed the bucket out of its place and jammed the controls. Then she shimmied out on the cannon and aimed for the top of Ribbony’s head. Then as the plane entered a collision course with the wall back she dumped the bucket of pumpkins and snowballs onto his head.

Mozart did not wait to see the result of her actions. Instead she quickly regained the controls and pulled up right before she was due to impact the ground.

Ribbony gave a yelp as the frozen pumpkins crashed onto his skull and pummeled his face. Brushing the goo off his face he opened his eyes to see Caspian aiming the tomato-snowball cannon at his eye.
“Don’t move.” Ordered the young cat, “Now call off the attack.”

Ribbony sighed. He had been so sure they were going to win…
‘Oh well, there’s always next year.’ He thought with a smile.

****
There weren’t too many casualties from the snowball fight but any that there were Rita attended to. Most of the minor injuries had been caused by ice or Mozart’s pumpkins. Ribbony even complained to have gotten a minor concussion when the dozen or so pumpkins hit his head.

Myrrh smiled as she headed off to her study to write about the momentous snowball fight. By now it was almost dawn and the sun turned the snow a pinkish red color as it came up. Myrrh’s smile widened when she saw it.
‘Snow, stained red by the blood of many cats who fought here tonight. Aha, that would be a good poem. I would title it, “The battle on Winter’s Eve”.’ She chuckled as she thought of how comical it would seem once the reader realized it was only a snowball fight.
 
I like that you put the poll up. :D I said that I like the stories; they're so funny. :D I'm curious what other users will say.
 
This will be an interesting chapter. And the ranch in it is based off a real place I go to camp at.:D



Chapter four
The Ranch Adventure​

It was a week after the great snowball fight. By now though everyone had recovered from the LFF Catlition and Catlition’s intricate attack.

And the LFF Catlition were ready for another adventure.

“Hey! I’ve got it!” Jade said one day.
The kittens turned to her.
“How ‘bout we go sledding on that old farm right beyond the fringes of the forest?” she suggested.
“Hmm, could work.” Said Mozart, considering the request, “We’d have to get permission though, and mama doesn’t like us to go out alone.”
“Hey no problem! I’ll just ask Ribbony! He’ll let us do just about anything.”

So that was it. The LFF Catlition headed out the next evening with Ribbony’s permission.

****

“How much further? My paws are f-f-freezing!”
Mozart rolled her eyes and turned to Frodo who was complaining about the cold- again.
“Then get Fire or Jako to warm them up for you!” she snapped. The little LFF Catlition leader was becoming increasingly annoyed with the other kittens complaining and about the fact that they had inexplicably gotten lost.

You see Jade had been sure that she knew the way to the farm but after awhile of not getting anywhere most of the others were convinced they were lost and Jade was leading them in circles.

The small black cat was walking ahead of them now, staring intently at something in the distance.
Mozart trotted up to her.

“Jadie its okay to admit it if you’re lost you know,” she began, but the other kitten raised a paw to stop her.
“Look.” She hissed.

Mozart looked and then let out a joyful squeak and ran back down to tell the others.
“We found it! We found it! Jadie’s got it!” Mozart rounded up her Catlition and got them going at a run towards the farm.


When they reached it the group headed straight for the big hill rearing up in the middle of the property.
The boys- who had been towing the wooden two-kit sleds behind them- graciously offered the girls a ride to the top. The girls all smiled and jumped onto their respective sleds.

At the top the boys halted and clambered on with the girls then they all gave the sleds a shove and shot down the hill, yelling their Catlition war-cry at the top of their lungs. At the base of the hill their sleds spun ‘round onto a frozen pond then shot off as the kittens tried to race each other on the ice. Then up they went again to slid down again and zoom across the ground.

Again and again they went up and slid back down until at last they were tired and their paws felt half frozen from running in the snow. Jade showed them to the barn on the property and the boys got a fire started outside as the girls took out the snacks and warm drinks they’d brought.




So what'd ya think?:)
 
It's adorable. :D

At the top the boys halted and clambered on with the girls then they all gave the sleds a shove and shot down the hill, yelling their Catlition war-cry at the top of their lungs. At the base of the hill their sleds spun ‘round onto a frozen pond then shot off as the kittens tried to race each other on the ice. Then up they went again to slid down again and zoom across the ground.
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That sounds like fun! :D
 
Okay sorry I haven't updated in awhile- I've had midterms all week and when I finally get home my brain is too fried to write anything.:rolleyes: I'll try to get an update up this weekend.;)
 
A very short update have I, but still. I'll add more to it soon, I promise!;):D


As they sat lounging around in the hay lapping at warm milk-chocolate and nibbling crackers Dorthy thought she heard a noise. She was lying upside down in the hay and could see by one of the stalls of the barn there was some movement. Rolling to her feet she crouched down and hissed.
“Who’s there?” she demanded.

At that moment a small light brown head appeared in the doorway to one of the stalls.
“I knew I smelled intruders.” Hissed a young she-cat who looked no older than Dorthy herself.
The she-cat was sleek furred and now that Dorthy could see her better she realized the cat’s fur was a dark blonde instead of brown. She also had two multi-colored eyes; one blue and one green. Lithe, small and fast were the three words that best described her…
Well, four words actually- she was also beautiful, but Dorthy thought few cats were actually beautiful so she didn’t apply the word to the she-cat.
 
“Intruders? We’re not intruders! We didn’t even know anybody lived here!” protested Dorthy.
“You’ll know better next time.” Growled the she-cat.
“Dorthy, what’s going on?” asked Mozart as she trotted over to her sister. Then seeing the she-cat she asked politely, “I’m sorry, is there a problem, miss?”
“Is there a problem?!? Yes there is a problem! This is my home and you are trespassing on it!” her fur fluffed up and a wild look came into her two multi-colored eyes.
“We didn’t know, we’re sorry,” Mozart said apologetically, “But there’s no need to get all worked up about it, we were only playing and then resting.”

The she cat gave a snort of contempt then said, “Well don’t.”
“What’s your name?” asked Mozart, ever curious.
“Everyone calls me Mimi. Or anyone who knows me anyway.” She stalked away, calling over her shoulder, “Just leave quickly!”

Once Mimi had disappeared around the corner Dorthy let out a hiss.
“Stuck-up priss…” she muttered, “Thinks she owns the world.”
“I think she’s lonely.” Mozart said thoughtfully.

Dorthy looked at Mozart as if her sister had just grown a second head.
“Lonely? Sis it sounds like she wants to be alone!”
“But she looked sad.” Persisted Mozart, “I bet there’s a nice cat under all that hostility, but nobody’s ever taken the time to scrape it away and find her.”
“And you think you’re the one to do it, don’t you?” Dorthy said, half amused, half annoyed.
“Yes, indeed I do.” Said Mozart, “Indeed I do.”
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Dorthy looked at Mozart as if her sister had just grown a second head.
“Lonely? Sis it sounds like she wants to be alone!”
“But she looked sad.” Persisted Mozart, “I bet there’s a nice cat under all that hostility, but nobody’s ever taken the time to scrape it away and find her.”
“And you think you’re the one to do it, don’t you?” Dorthy said, half amused, half annoyed.
“Yes, indeed I do.” Said Mozart, “Indeed I do.”
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I like that. I think that's probably the case with most people who act that way.
 
Fire is not always the little angel most people think she is you know- this shows how even the best of us can go astray and get confused sometimes... and why we need good friends to set us strait.;)




It was about a week later that Jade, Fireheart, Jako and Creamy crept up into the barn where they had had their sledding adventure a few days before.

“Are you sure about this Fire?” Jade whispered worriedly.
“Of course I am! This cat has no right to order us around! We rule and protect this land, she owes us service!” Fire hissed back to her friend.
“Besides Jako and Fire can turn into living fireballs if we need them too- now that would frighten anybody away!” Creamy said confidently.
“I guess… But doesn’t it only work if you’re doing what the White Cat thinks is right?” Jade countered.
“Then the White Cat thinks stealing pies is OK, then? Don’t worry Jadie it’ll work. And why would the White Cat want a strange cat wandering around our territory? She might even be a spy!” Fire assured her friend.
“I still don’t know… remember when…” began Jade but she was interrupted by Jako.
“Are we gonna get moving or stand here till our paws freeze? Jade quit worrying and lets get a move on!” he said irritably.

At that moment they heard a devious chuckle. All four kits froze and instinctively formed into a protective back-to-back circle.
“W-who’s there?” asked Fire, her breath billowing in front of her in the cold night air.
“You foolish kits! You dare to anger the mighty Miranda you will suffer the consequences! Leave now and don’t come back and even now you shall be spared!” a booming voice said.

With squeaks of terror the four kits started to scatter. Then Fire looked to the side of the wall and saw a tube-like structure that was connected to a hollow curved metal cylinder. Behind it was a hole, just large enough for a cat to fit through. Then with a yowl Fire shot after her siblings and friend.

“Its just that cat!” she cried to them when she found them huddled outside like terrified newborns, “She’s got a sound-magnifier in there and has been using it to scare us!”
“Well then maybe its time for us to scare her!” Creamy hissed furiously. Taking out his flint he struck it close to Fire’s paws. Immediately a spark caught- as if drawn to the fiery kitten’s pelt- but instead of leaving Fireheart unharmed as it normally did the small orange she kitten gave a cry of pain and shoved her paw into a snow-drift to relieve the unfamiliar pain that had just lanced though her forepaw.

“What happened?” Asked Creamy quizzically.
“What happened? Nothing happened you stupid furball! Except that I burnt my paw!” Fire hissed angrily.
“Our powers must not be working.” Muttered Jako.
“Oh ya think?” Fire growled.
“I knew they wouldn’t.” Jade said softly, “Stealing pies is one thing Fire- terrorizing innocent cats is another. At any rate we get punished when we steal because its wrong, this is something nobody except us will ever know about- maybe the White Cat is trying to tell us that he knows too and that we need to stop.”
They stared at the young dark-furred cat who seemed to have more knowledge than any of them even though she was the same age. Jade’s words made sense and it also made the kits feel guilty about what they had been doing.

“Maybe we should go home and tell Mama and Mozart.” Jako suggested quietly. They all agreed and set back out silently for Reandalawo.

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Sorry I haven't updated in so long people- I was writing my story as school and then I lost the papers before I could type much of it up.:( Please pray that I find them because its really stressing me out right now.

Anyway, this is what I did get written before I lost the papers:




Mozart stepped hesitantly into the barn. She was alone and had come to apologize for her Catlition’s actions towards Mimi… and to try and learn something about the mysterious she-cat.

“Mimi?” Mozart called, “Its just me, Mozart. The others aren’t here.”

Mozart heard a his of annoyance, then Mimi appeared from ‘round the side of a stall.
“What do you want now?” the she-cat asked irritably.
“I came to apologize for Fire and the others behavior towards you. I’d have had them come themselves but they’re grounded.”
Mimi looked surprised but all she said was, “Well whatever, thanks.” she stalked off.

Mozart stood still for a moment then followed.



*stares up at post* That is one of the lamest updates I have ever given. *sighs*
 
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