The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Trisscar said:
I'M infuriated by ur smart allikyness. :D
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*Pale elven face turns red*

Pardon me? If anyone is arrogant it is you and your kin! It is preposterous to think that a band of horse lovers could conquer the First Borns! It's absolutely inconceivable! :p :p :p XD
 
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Trisscar said:
You have no proof that we do! (I didn't think elves would resort to lying...)
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We have plenty of proof! *Pull out the Palantir* The Lost Seeing Stone does not lie! *An image of Eowynites camping in stabes and barnes amongst pigs and horses -hidden within the background is a flaming eye*
 
so do I! plus actually I have never slept in a stable, although it sounds like fun! :D
back in Gondor, I am going over inventory, when a messenger comes by Aslans name bearing news that Lucy has escaped!
 
Sir, Lucy has escaped from Isengard!

Do not be troubled, I have sent Riders to intercept her.

Riders my lord?

Yes.. I have summoned them..

Not the Nazgul!

Shhhh! I don't want anyone knowing we hired them. Keep it secret, keep it safe or else you will break! :D
 
*Makes a collect Palantir call*

Hey WK, Aslan's Messanger is attempting to inhibit your re-capturing Lucy. Insure that her efforts are in vain, use your fell beast and any means nessary to prevent Lucy from being rescued!

Witchking: No man can kill me! They shall perish!

Uh.. I'm afraid you'll be facing wemon.

Witchking: Oh.. uh.. then I better make a call.

*WK dials Baradur*

Mouth of Sauron (MOS): Hello?

WK: I need you hear pronto!

MOS: You know better than to call me this late and what's with the spanish?

WK: I need your aid!

MOS: I can't leave.. there's a army outside the Black Gate.

WK: And?

MOS: I have to make an apperance, you know.. intimidate them and pretend I speak for Sauron.

WK: Pretend?

MOS: You don't think I actually am the voice of Sauron do you?

WK; Well..

MOS: Hahaha! What a fool! I just make everything up!

WK: Doesn't Lord Sauron mind?

MOS: Nah.. he can't talk and besides he just keeps looking to the east, thinking about that Ring of his. :rolleyes:

WK: I see.. well then what should I do?

MOS: Have you tried Saruman?

WK: That nim wit is in Hobbtion.. trying to pretend to be shark or something.

MOS: What about your other Ridering buddies?

WK: They arn't strong enough to overthrow the Power of Wemon.

MOS: Hmm.. well you could call Gothmog the Belrog.

WK: I thought he was slain?

MOS: Oh.. right.. well his cousin is alive.. somewhere in Moria I believe.

WK: Alright.. I'll give him a call.

XD
 
SG ur last comment made me laugh loads XD

anyways back to business: Lucy won't have escaped for long not after what we've sent after her.... hehehehehehehehehe
 
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