The Arwenites and Eowynites.

......Arwen, better at fighting than Eowyn? -resists the urge to bust out laughing-
WHO was the one that killed the Witch King, who no man could kill, hmm...? -whistles-

Oh please! Eowyn was only able to kill the Witch-King because Merry stabbed him. If it werent for Merry, Eowyn would have been killed.

Also Arwen was pretty cool when she outsmarted the Nazgul at the Ford, leading them to a watery trap. And when she pulled out the sword and said "If you want him, come and claim him!" we all know she would have fought to the death to protect Frodo. (btw, I know it was Glorfindel in the books, but seriously when talking about Arwen almost everyone refers to the movie version).


And seeing that elves tend to be better then humans at like everything, I'm pretty sure Arwen would kick Eowyn's butt. Besides she also has some magic abilities, where the only abilities Eowyn has is cooking nasty stews.
 
Oh please! Eowyn was only able to kill the Witch-King because Merry stabbed him. If it werent for Merry, Eowyn would have been killed.

Also Arwen was pretty cool when she outsmarted the Nazgul at the Ford, leading them to a watery trap. And when she pulled out the sword and said "If you want him, come and claim him!" we all know she would have fought to the death to protect Frodo. (btw, I know it was Glorfindel in the books, but seriously when talking about Arwen almost everyone refers to the movie version).


And seeing that elves tend to be better then humans at like everything, I'm pretty sure Arwen would kick Eowyn's butt. Besides she also has some magic abilities, where the only abilities Eowyn has is cooking nasty stews.

..... If you keep on with this you will be facing a duel sir. *unsheathes sword*
 
I adore aspects in both Arwen and Eowyn. Arwen represents a beauty that enchants, she has a mystical quality to her. She is also wise and resourceful. While Eowyn on the other hand is a spirited woman, her physical prowless and fiesty nature makes her one to be desired. Yet it both could be combined, to create say, a hybrid, then I would choose her. XD

Until then, Arwen Undomiel shall always hold my affections, while Eowyn shall always hold my admiration. :)
 
Arwen is beautiful :)
I wish i looked like her and she gives up her immortality for Aragorn!
Eowyn was like hey aragorn i like you :)
then he REJECTED her then she dropped him like a hot chip and ran off with Faramir... it was like okay then fine next... she didnt even give it time to get over it which obviously means that she was with him for his kingdom XD
 
ok, I think we need something to happen, instead of just arguing about arwen and eowyn, in my appinion, that gets boring so.....................
the following is brought to you while we think of something interesting to happen:

And now it is time for silly songs with Merry, the part of the show were Merry sings a silly song:
Merry (spoken): Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.

Merry (sung): I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee

Pizza Angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily!

Did it get lost?
Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature

Pizza Angel, please come to me

Pippin: Come to me!

Merry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

Pippin: On my knees!

Merry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!

Pippin: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Merry: I was concerned for my delivery
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped
When I heard the door!

Merry (spoken): I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.

Pizza Delivery Man Aragorn (spoken): The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.

Merry (sung): Pizza Angel, please come to me

Pippin: Come to me!

Merry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

Pippin: On my knees!

Merry: You'll live forever in my memory!
 
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Sammy: So sure Eowyn dumped Aragorn I guess you could say but at least she didn't keep at him and try really hard to steal him from Arwen. She found out that Aragorn loved Arwen and she left it at that! And she fell in love with Faramir because they were with each other a lot in the sick house (or whatever it's called) and he really liked her and she no one had ever loved her outside of her Uncle and Brother.

Triss: LOL!!! FUNNY! I can so see Merry singing that!
 
Arwen is beautiful :)
I wish i looked like her and she gives up her immortality for Aragorn!
Eowyn was like hey aragorn i like you :)
then he REJECTED her then she dropped him like a hot chip and ran off with Faramir... it was like okay then fine next... she didnt even give it time to get over it which obviously means that she was with him for his kingdom XD

I disagree in regards to Eowyn. If you read the books carefully, she does develop affections for Aragorn, but unlike the films Aragorn doesn't return them. Then while she is lamenting and recovering in the Houses of Healing, she meets Faramir and is at first reluctant to recieve his love. But after spending time together, she develops feelings for him. Besides Faramir doesn't have a kingdom, Eowyn technically has a kingdom, she's next in line after King Eomer. :)

*Takes Esindel and delves it deep into the Necromancer's chestplate*
 
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