Mrs Gil-Galad Took
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The poster above me lies!!! He is a Badger!!! The evidence is clear 
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General Oreius
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I would like to know who recognize cars of people they know by their license plates. I know it can be hard on the road, but don't you love that feeling of recognition when you arrive at an event where you don't think you'll know anybody, and then you spot a familiar license plate that causes you to have a rush of joy? All because you simply recognized a set of numbers and letters on the car owned or driven by one of your best friends, or pastor, or great aunt Ruth?
Let's Cook Narnian!
I know! Let's make a recipe, a chain recipe, with any ingredients you like as long as they occur in one of the Chronicles. Then we'll take turns deciding what to do with the ingredients, how to cook, season, garnish or prepare them, etc. We'll know our dish is done when we reach the 100th post. Yummmm...
What a tasty surprise!
Okay, I'll start the ingredient list:
1 firm apple, cored and peeled from the abandoned orchards near Cair Paravel
...Next?
Wow, B-king, I had no idea you were part Hobbit. Please give my regards to Gandalf and all the Shire folk.
I know! Let's make a recipe, a chain recipe, with any ingredients you like as long as they occur in one of the Chronicles. Then we'll take turns deciding what to do with the ingredients, how to cook, season, garnish or prepare them, etc. We'll know our dish is done when we reach the 100th post. Yummmm...
What a tasty surprise!
Okay, I'll start the ingredient list:
1 firm apple, cored and peeled from the abandoned orchards near Cair Paravel
...Next?
Wow, B-king, I had no idea you were part Hobbit. Please give my regards to Gandalf and all the Shire folk.
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West Dakotans come here!
Are you from West Dakota? If so tell me all about it!
Are you from West Dakota? If so tell me all about it!
Groundhogs of the world unite!
Groundhogs of the world unite!
Was yesterday as totally annoying for you as for me? Why do we put up with humans loitering around the entrances to our homes on February 2 each year just because they want to check out whether our shadows are showing -- so they can decide whether spring is on its way? Why do we tolerate such a needless invasion of privacy year after year? I mean, can't humans see for themselves whether they're casting shadows themselves without coming round to annoy us peace-loving rodents?
I've had all I can take of this nonsense! So I am declaring Feb 3 as Official Groundhog's Sabotage Day. Join me in celebration as we sneak out en masse and chew up the garden hoses of those peeping toms that hassle us on so-called Groundhog's Day. Are you with me? All right,
Let's go!
Signed,
Paxinterra, Chief Warden of Groundhog Network #345
Groundhogs of the world unite!
Was yesterday as totally annoying for you as for me? Why do we put up with humans loitering around the entrances to our homes on February 2 each year just because they want to check out whether our shadows are showing -- so they can decide whether spring is on its way? Why do we tolerate such a needless invasion of privacy year after year? I mean, can't humans see for themselves whether they're casting shadows themselves without coming round to annoy us peace-loving rodents?
I've had all I can take of this nonsense! So I am declaring Feb 3 as Official Groundhog's Sabotage Day. Join me in celebration as we sneak out en masse and chew up the garden hoses of those peeping toms that hassle us on so-called Groundhog's Day. Are you with me? All right,
Let's go!
Signed,
Paxinterra, Chief Warden of Groundhog Network #345
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Okay this is going to be Fun!
You know how sad it is to see the broken pieces of potato chips or crackers at the bottom of the bag that no one wants to eat? Well weep no more!
This is the thread to post your photos of crumb sculptures or mosaics you create from the shards of snacks! Let your imagination go wild! Then post a picture here. No prizes, but our diligent panel of judges, all beagles, have volunteered to consume the entries with the most reputation points.
You know how sad it is to see the broken pieces of potato chips or crackers at the bottom of the bag that no one wants to eat? Well weep no more!
This is the thread to post your photos of crumb sculptures or mosaics you create from the shards of snacks! Let your imagination go wild! Then post a picture here. No prizes, but our diligent panel of judges, all beagles, have volunteered to consume the entries with the most reputation points.
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(How. In the world. Did you find. This thread? )
This is the fan thread for all of the characters your favorite author never created!!
You know those great character ideas that you just KNOW Tolkien had and never followed through on? What about Rowling's trash can of unused characters? Well they need love too!
Feel free to share fan art and fan fiction too.
)This is the fan thread for all of the characters your favorite author never created!!
You know those great character ideas that you just KNOW Tolkien had and never followed through on? What about Rowling's trash can of unused characters? Well they need love too!
Feel free to share fan art and fan fiction too.
(to Gg, I was actually trying to find a certain Other thread without using a Search function, and I found this instead! Don't ask me to explain. I have no idea how it happened. It was like walking into an antique wardrobe in a deserted room and finding fir trees and snow.)
Hey everybody,
Welcome to the exciting new thread:
Posts from Yesterday and/or Tomorrow!
Add a comment on any random subject of your choice and post it Either Yesterday or Tomorrow as long as you do NOT load up your comment Today! Hey, it will be fun!
Hey everybody,
Welcome to the exciting new thread:
Posts from Yesterday and/or Tomorrow!
Add a comment on any random subject of your choice and post it Either Yesterday or Tomorrow as long as you do NOT load up your comment Today! Hey, it will be fun!
WarriorSatyr
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That thread reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.
You mean Through the Looking Glass, but yeah, it does.
Jam yesterday, and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.
Sven-El
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Or to place in the tank of a toilet to conserve water during a drought in lieu of a brick.