The Duffer Training Academy. (please do not delete)

Miss Freckles said:
Dear Ms L,

OH JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

And... you're feeling....... better??? But that'S not right... I can't actually have succeeded... NO! YOu can't just go away and be cured!

I need to tell you a secret... my patients don't need me, I NEED THE PATIENTS!!!

Merry Christmas,
Dr Freckles

PS: *pitiful crying from under the christmas tree*
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Dr. Freckles,

Don't cry. I didn't mean to get better. I was just feeling so good for being finished with school. I was also feeling real good cuz Christmas was coming. And I love my socks. That's good, right?

Don't get upset, I promise I'll get worse right after Christmas.

Merry Christmas,
SG

P.S. Here's the money.

P.P.S Bring my Christmas greetings to my brother.
 
Do I count as a duffer veteran. I know I've been away for some time and have been most unduffery, but I do have the honour of being one of those who remember the original Duffer from home we all derive our name... Black Cloak herslef... *choiry aaaah resounds*
 
waterhogboy said:
Do I count as a duffer veteran. I know I've been away for some time and have been most unduffery, but I do have the honour of being one of those who remember the original Duffer from home we all derive our name... Black Cloak herslef... *choiry aaaah resounds*
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It depends... are you coming back?:D

Not that you really have a choice though, once a duffer of TDL, always a duffer of TDL... we are bound to its fate... we mussst dessstroysss it, yesss we mussst...
 
lieke said:
It depends... are you coming back?:D

Not that you really have a choice though, once a duffer of TDL, always a duffer of TDL... we are bound to its fate... we mussst dessstroysss it, yesss we mussst...
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You don't know how true that is...

I find myself stroking rolls of duct tape in the presence of normal human beings and speaking softly under my breath to it.

I ask for cheese whizz on my pies from Greggs.... we dont even have cheese whizz in England.

I think of Glorious Food and how no food satisfies me as much the Glorious Duffer Food.

When I'm on the bus I comment on the weirdness of the person above me on the top floor of the double decker.

I worship trash cans....... I call rubbish bins trash cans!!!!

I now refer to hippos as TG

I have commited myself to an insane assylum but leave as they have no records of BC, Holyboy, Dernhelm or anyone else.


......the Duffers have taken over my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
 
It's horrible, not having CW, we don't have it here either... lets invade the States and get it. With the extremely big armies we have in the United Kingdom and the Netherlands that wouldn't be a problem :rolleyes:... or does Leeds (it was Leeds, wasn't it?) have a private army? :p

Btw, congratulations on being here for 3 days in a row :p (i'm so effected by this duffer thingy, i even read the mod thread, it's sad... maybe if we would all try to find a life...

...

nah)

Btw, i guess as long as you're not calling the duct tape rolls 'preciousss' you're going to make it:p
 
waterhogboy said:
Do I count as a duffer veteran. I know I've been away for some time and have been most unduffery, but I do have the honour of being one of those who remember the original Duffer from home we all derive our name... Black Cloak herslef... *choiry aaaah resounds*
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ITs true,very true.I left for a few months but I couldnt keep away.Im still trying to get my duffness back up.
 
Among other things, I suppose...though it, like most other Duffer threads, degenerates into the same sort of random warfare that is always the undurcurrent in Dufferland. :D

So people...does anyone remember me? I'm going back to school in a few days, but...for now...I'm here...:D Am I still considered a Duffer? *remembers the good old days*
 
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