Copperfox
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The next day, Philippe had to resume working with his father on an appliance-repair job. He had scarcely taken his leave before a providential phone call came, from Pastor Peter Ionesco of Sussex Gospel Church, who told Alipang: "The Forresters clued me in to your non-adulterous non-affair with the adult-movie star. I can help you line up more friends to maintain seamless proof of your integrity."
Grateful for this, Alipang made a related request: that the pastor hold his nose and meet with Samantha himself today, to hear her justifications for the peculiar curative program with Tim Govinda. "Who knows, the Holy Spirit might nudge you to suggest something to her that would be _within_ her comprehension."
When Tim and Samantha finally got out of their respective beds -- by which time, Alipang had attended to the needs of the horses -- Alipang hastily gave them a bite to eat, then told Samantha about the proposal for her to meet the pastor. She surprised Alipang by not arguing against this. Before long, then, the disreputable diplomat was out of his hair for awhile, and he could try something else with the mental patient. Collecting his hunting gear, he said, "It's a fine day. Come outside with me, and show me how fast one of your four-legged identities can run." Anointing the boy's face with sunblock which Samantha had supplied, he then led Tim out the back door.
Alipang was encumbered with his weapons, a backpack, and two canteens (he didn't care to drink from a canteen also used by someone with _such_ filthy habits as Tim). The boy had no encumbrance at all. But when Alipang indicated his desired easterly direction, which would take them into fallow fields outside of town, and started jogging in that direction, Tim's mightiest efforts could not begin to keep up with what for Alipang was a leisurely pace. Dropping back alongside the sometime Chief Justice, he asked, "Are you being a very short-legged animal? _Please_ try to keep up."
Tim not only never did come anywhere near matching his host's running speed; he ended up at a standstill, begging to be carried. So, not meaning this to be a boot camp, Alipang obliged. Rearranging his own cargo, he permitted the boy -- who was only a few centimeters shorter than he was, though much thinner -- to climb on his back. They proceeded in this fashion for the last kilometer or so, till they arrived in the field where Alipang was hoping to kill a grouse or two for his kitchen.
When Tim understood that this was hunting, he "helpfully" began howling like a coyote. The unexpected outburst, coming before Alipang had his bow ready, caused several game birds to take wing and escape. Alipang still did not show anger at the boy; he merely whispered, "We're using the stalking method, hunting quietly."
Moving on to another field -- with Tim on his own feet once more -- they had better luck. Alipang shot one grouse on the ground, and had his next arrow on the string quickly enough to fell a second grouse on takeoff. Once the second bird was killed, Tim could no longer stay silent. Barking like a retriever, he ran to fetch the nearer of the two grouse. Afraid that the boy would actually pick it up with his teeth, Alipang overtook him and ordered: "Wait! You don't want _these_ in your mouth as they are. They may have lice on them. If you want to help, just pull my arrows loose, and wipe off the blood as best you can on some weeds."
Tim did as he was told. Shortly afterward, Alipang grasped one grouse by its ankles and held it before the boy's eyes, head down and wings loosely spread. "Look here, son, but don't touch. See the undersides of his wings? Those are lice crawling around; they like to be on the wings for some reason."
"Does that mean we can't eat them?" Tim asked.
"We exiles can't afford to be too picky. I'm going to chop the wings off both grouse with my axe right here. That should get rid of most of the lice. Back at the house, I'll pluck the birds on the back porch. We'll discard the feathers; don't want verminous feathers in pillows, thank you kindly. Then I'll wash my hands in lye soap, and proceed to cook the birds _very_ thoroughly."
Tim seemed to absorb the sense of what Alipang explained; but he grew queasy and threw up when he saw the wings being hacked off. Alipang allowed himself a small wisecrack at this: "Was that one of your herbivorous identities being grossed out?"
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Coming home, Alipang found a note left for him by one of the older married couples in town: they, and two more such couples, had all been recruited by Pastor Ionesco to sleep at the Havens house tonight and safeguard their local dentist's reputation. The note also reported that word had come of the Rands being expected in Sussex tomorrow, and added that Samantha was getting acquainted with more local residents. For this evening, the presence of the half-dozen seniors would also serve to show Samantha the same thing which hopefully she was seeing with _every_ exile she met in town: that Biblicals, "even" elderly ones, could refrain from fits of homicidal rage when in the company of a "relational progressive."
Tomorrow, then, with Evan and Summer here, Alipang would feel confident that he had reliable helpers; and perhaps Michael, Anne-Marie, Grace and Grant would find rapport with Tim.
Grateful for this, Alipang made a related request: that the pastor hold his nose and meet with Samantha himself today, to hear her justifications for the peculiar curative program with Tim Govinda. "Who knows, the Holy Spirit might nudge you to suggest something to her that would be _within_ her comprehension."
When Tim and Samantha finally got out of their respective beds -- by which time, Alipang had attended to the needs of the horses -- Alipang hastily gave them a bite to eat, then told Samantha about the proposal for her to meet the pastor. She surprised Alipang by not arguing against this. Before long, then, the disreputable diplomat was out of his hair for awhile, and he could try something else with the mental patient. Collecting his hunting gear, he said, "It's a fine day. Come outside with me, and show me how fast one of your four-legged identities can run." Anointing the boy's face with sunblock which Samantha had supplied, he then led Tim out the back door.
Alipang was encumbered with his weapons, a backpack, and two canteens (he didn't care to drink from a canteen also used by someone with _such_ filthy habits as Tim). The boy had no encumbrance at all. But when Alipang indicated his desired easterly direction, which would take them into fallow fields outside of town, and started jogging in that direction, Tim's mightiest efforts could not begin to keep up with what for Alipang was a leisurely pace. Dropping back alongside the sometime Chief Justice, he asked, "Are you being a very short-legged animal? _Please_ try to keep up."
Tim not only never did come anywhere near matching his host's running speed; he ended up at a standstill, begging to be carried. So, not meaning this to be a boot camp, Alipang obliged. Rearranging his own cargo, he permitted the boy -- who was only a few centimeters shorter than he was, though much thinner -- to climb on his back. They proceeded in this fashion for the last kilometer or so, till they arrived in the field where Alipang was hoping to kill a grouse or two for his kitchen.
When Tim understood that this was hunting, he "helpfully" began howling like a coyote. The unexpected outburst, coming before Alipang had his bow ready, caused several game birds to take wing and escape. Alipang still did not show anger at the boy; he merely whispered, "We're using the stalking method, hunting quietly."
Moving on to another field -- with Tim on his own feet once more -- they had better luck. Alipang shot one grouse on the ground, and had his next arrow on the string quickly enough to fell a second grouse on takeoff. Once the second bird was killed, Tim could no longer stay silent. Barking like a retriever, he ran to fetch the nearer of the two grouse. Afraid that the boy would actually pick it up with his teeth, Alipang overtook him and ordered: "Wait! You don't want _these_ in your mouth as they are. They may have lice on them. If you want to help, just pull my arrows loose, and wipe off the blood as best you can on some weeds."
Tim did as he was told. Shortly afterward, Alipang grasped one grouse by its ankles and held it before the boy's eyes, head down and wings loosely spread. "Look here, son, but don't touch. See the undersides of his wings? Those are lice crawling around; they like to be on the wings for some reason."
"Does that mean we can't eat them?" Tim asked.
"We exiles can't afford to be too picky. I'm going to chop the wings off both grouse with my axe right here. That should get rid of most of the lice. Back at the house, I'll pluck the birds on the back porch. We'll discard the feathers; don't want verminous feathers in pillows, thank you kindly. Then I'll wash my hands in lye soap, and proceed to cook the birds _very_ thoroughly."
Tim seemed to absorb the sense of what Alipang explained; but he grew queasy and threw up when he saw the wings being hacked off. Alipang allowed himself a small wisecrack at this: "Was that one of your herbivorous identities being grossed out?"
= = = = = = = = = = =
Coming home, Alipang found a note left for him by one of the older married couples in town: they, and two more such couples, had all been recruited by Pastor Ionesco to sleep at the Havens house tonight and safeguard their local dentist's reputation. The note also reported that word had come of the Rands being expected in Sussex tomorrow, and added that Samantha was getting acquainted with more local residents. For this evening, the presence of the half-dozen seniors would also serve to show Samantha the same thing which hopefully she was seeing with _every_ exile she met in town: that Biblicals, "even" elderly ones, could refrain from fits of homicidal rage when in the company of a "relational progressive."
Tomorrow, then, with Evan and Summer here, Alipang would feel confident that he had reliable helpers; and perhaps Michael, Anne-Marie, Grace and Grant would find rapport with Tim.