Copperfox
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On the day of the last Equalityball meet in the spring semester, Daffodil Ford gathered around him the team of which he was the captain. He and the boys and girls with him, aged nine and above, wore soccer-style uniforms; only now they were called football uniforms, because American football had been abolished in the Diversity States for being too similar to war. Each uniform was marked with an isosceles triangle, a symbol which could not by any stretch be interpreted as demeaning to any racial group, social class, lifestyle or gender.
Soccer football still was played in America; but wherever there were young people needing to be cured of aggression and individuality, Equalityball was the sport of choice. No one ever compared Equalityball with war.
Far taller than the other teens and children, Daffodil -- sometimes addressed as Daffy -- had a habitual slouch when conversing with them; it brought him closer, made him feel more blended into the collective. He was delivering his pep talk before they emerged from the locker room:
"I want you all to know that I'm really proud of the way you've played all season." He suddenly looked nervous and glanced over each shoulder before continuing. "Of course, you understand that I'm _equally_ proud of every one of you, with no distinctions; I'm also proud of the two team members who quit the team after the first game. No preferential treatment, no ranking of superiority, no comparing of performance. I'm just as proud of the other kids who'll be playing with us today, and of teams we've played with before, and of teams we've never heard of. What's everything?"
The twelve players before him exclaimed as one: "The collective is everything!"
"Right, right." For anyone paying attention, the captain sounded high-strung, as if worried that some unseen listener was going to give him a grade for the speech. "Now, I want you all really fired up with the collective spirit. What are we going to do on that field?"
"Exactly the same as the other teams!" shouted a girl.
"No better, no worse, and no differently!" shouted a boy.
"Good answer," Daffodil told them. "And who are we?"
The answer made the locker room reverberate: "The Isosceles Triangles!!"
Leading his team onto the field, Daffodil saw the other teams emerging from their lockers, too: the Semiconductors, the Polysaccharides, and the Transitive Verbs. All properly inoffensive team names. Each team had its own cheerleading squad as well; but as was customary at Equalityball games, the cheerleaders, female and male (all of them wearing skirts), all mixed in a single group as soon as they took the field. Once they had spoken together a bit, all thirty-four of them began chanting a basic cheer together:
"Equal outcomes, all the same!
Everybody wins the game!
No one better, no one worse!
All one team, and all one Earth!
YEEE-AAAAY EVERYBODY!!!!"
A marching band was playing also; but since no one could be flunked out of it, and since efforts at excellence were never rewarded, only the most charitable ears could affect to be enjoying its music.
Soccer football still was played in America; but wherever there were young people needing to be cured of aggression and individuality, Equalityball was the sport of choice. No one ever compared Equalityball with war.
Far taller than the other teens and children, Daffodil -- sometimes addressed as Daffy -- had a habitual slouch when conversing with them; it brought him closer, made him feel more blended into the collective. He was delivering his pep talk before they emerged from the locker room:
"I want you all to know that I'm really proud of the way you've played all season." He suddenly looked nervous and glanced over each shoulder before continuing. "Of course, you understand that I'm _equally_ proud of every one of you, with no distinctions; I'm also proud of the two team members who quit the team after the first game. No preferential treatment, no ranking of superiority, no comparing of performance. I'm just as proud of the other kids who'll be playing with us today, and of teams we've played with before, and of teams we've never heard of. What's everything?"
The twelve players before him exclaimed as one: "The collective is everything!"
"Right, right." For anyone paying attention, the captain sounded high-strung, as if worried that some unseen listener was going to give him a grade for the speech. "Now, I want you all really fired up with the collective spirit. What are we going to do on that field?"
"Exactly the same as the other teams!" shouted a girl.
"No better, no worse, and no differently!" shouted a boy.
"Good answer," Daffodil told them. "And who are we?"
The answer made the locker room reverberate: "The Isosceles Triangles!!"
Leading his team onto the field, Daffodil saw the other teams emerging from their lockers, too: the Semiconductors, the Polysaccharides, and the Transitive Verbs. All properly inoffensive team names. Each team had its own cheerleading squad as well; but as was customary at Equalityball games, the cheerleaders, female and male (all of them wearing skirts), all mixed in a single group as soon as they took the field. Once they had spoken together a bit, all thirty-four of them began chanting a basic cheer together:
"Equal outcomes, all the same!
Everybody wins the game!
No one better, no one worse!
All one team, and all one Earth!
YEEE-AAAAY EVERYBODY!!!!"
A marching band was playing also; but since no one could be flunked out of it, and since efforts at excellence were never rewarded, only the most charitable ears could affect to be enjoying its music.
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