*turns into Donkey Kong and throws JigglyPuff off cliff* (sorry to repeat the cliff thing again, but Donkey Kong does throw jigglypuff off lots of cliffs on super smash bros)
*sigh* well how'm I supposed to defend myself against someone who can eat JUST ONE potato chip, can sneeze with his eyes open, can kill two stones with one bird, AND is the reason that Waldo is hiding. HMM?