The Insane Asylum

*eats Velvet pillow*

oh looks a spork that missed the spork massacre! Abby! Look what I found!
 
Hay who side are you on Doc? I am good at hiding things...
(i'm on no one's side, except if they pay me... erh, i mean, except when they can convince me with medical evidence)
I believe that, but look: i'm on the other side of the walls, and she ate my shoes none the less...

Nurse: You don't wear shoes...
Dr. Lieke: Duh, she ate them!
Nurse: You never wear shoes.
Dr. Lieke: I would if she wouldn't eat them!
Nurse: How on earth could she eat them if you wear them and are not in the same room?
Dr. Lieke: Because... well, how about that nurse? Have you been letting people out of there?
Nurse: WHAT? Now it's my fault?
Dr. Lieke: Was that a confession?
Nurse: I didn't say that!
Dr. Lieke: Not saying anything is approving, no raise for you this christmas!
Nurse: I never get a raise with christmas.
Dr. Lieke: And here's the reason why!
Nurse: *sigh*
 
The poor, poor, patients. *straps Fg onto an examination table*

What did you eat for breakfast last tusday?
...
AH! :eek: Well, that proves it then. I'm going to ask you a few more questions, and then you can run along.

Do you eat eggs?
 
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