The Insane Asylum

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

*makes feel better*

*returns to corner cas light scared her*

hehe

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats lights*

*hides in corner hugging teddy bear 'cuz scared of dark*

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

*Sits next to you*

Dont be scared...

 

[Lossëndil]

Can someone turn on the lights? I'm sure I didn't eat all of them.

*clings to iminlovewithedwardcullen*

(What should I call you? I'm SG)

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*jumps on snow sled and goes down the stairs on it*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*secretary fidgets nervously*
secretary: Ferny, you are overdue on you appointment...for the sake of society, i will try and schedule you for as soon as possible...

 

[Miss Freckles]

*rings imaginary bell for attention*

nurse: what now, mf?
mf: i'm out of imaginary bells!
nurse: then how did you just call me?
mf: um... i don't know.
nurse: well, since you're out of imaginary bells, you can't really have called me. thus, i'm not really here. you're hallucinating.
mf: oh dang.
nurse: patients these days...

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats the secretary desk* *gets splinters in her stomach* *cries*

ha! I can do better than that

*eats doctor's desk*

yum

 

[Frodosgurl]

Can someone turn on the lights? I'm sure I didn't eat all of them.

*clings to iminlovewithedwardcullen*

(What should I call you? I'm SG)

*flips on lights* Better?

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

*hisses*

*dont like light*

BTW whoever asked call me Charlotte!!

 

[Catherine]

ha! I can do better than that

*eats doctor's desk*

yum

oh yeah? well i can do better than that! *eats every desk in the entire asylum w/out crying cause of the splinters in her stomach*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats the roof without getting splinters in her stomach*

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

*still manages to find a dark corner*

*hums tunelesly*

*creeps anyone out who tires to touch her darkness*

 

[GondorGirl]

*touch*

*eats a chandelier*

for a light snack

*bangs her head against the wall at her bad pun*

 

[Dernhelm]

Ouch. I think that 'illuminates' your character . . . .

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

*laughs*

*bites off Gornorgirl's head for touching darkness*

MUWHA

 

[Dernhelm]

Where'd the 'MUWHA'ing come from?

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

My mate its her fave word and it kinda stuck

And its an evil laugh so that warranted one

MUWHA

 

[Dernhelm]

I like it. (Much better than meh. )

 

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

MEH

Still rules but is out of fashion ATM... meh has more meenings than MUWHA but oh well...

*thinks...*