The Insane Asylum

no, we can share the tea! you see, i have a magical tea pot that refills itself with tea whenever it gets low. the only problem is, sometimes it fills itself up when it's still full, and makes a mess......so.......*ducktapes iminlovewithedwardcullen to a chair again and forces her to drink tea again, then sits down to the tea party with the window and loverble*

though coffee is also very good.

*turns to the window*

Me: so window, how are you?
window: (says nothing)
Me: *nods* i'm glad to hear that.
 
now, now, that's now way to act at a tea party!

*turns to window*

Me: what are we going to do with her?
window: (says nothing)
me: *nods* good idea. would you like some more tea?
window: (says nothing)
Me: I thought so. *pours more tea for the window*

*turns back to Charlotte* (i just noticed in your siggy where it says to call you charlotte, which is much easier to type than iminlovewithedwardcullen)

well, anyways, the window says that if you don't drink your tea and behave, then we're just going to have to put you in *shudders*.....solitary confinement.
 
*sighs* *turns to window*
Me: well, then, i guess that's it. solitary confinement. would you like to take her?
window: (syas nothing)
Me: What? now how did that happen!? *sighs* *turns to Charlotte)

well, the window informs me that the solitary confinementso chamber doesn't exist.....

*turns back to window*

Me: so what should we do?
window: (says nothing)
Me: ooh, good idea.

well, the window has just informed me that in place of the solitary confinement chamber, there is a room filled to the ceiling with tea. so, we'll put you inside and shut-the door so that you will have to drink all the tea in the entire room or drown. (oh, and the room is unecapable unless you drink all the tea first) so......*throws Charlotte into the tea filled room, then returns to tea party*
 
I think 'you' is the window. After all it is the window that gave Catherine the idea.

Window: Did not!

Did too!

Why doesn't the window talk to Catherine? :confused:
 
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