The Insane Asylum

Olórin the Wise said:
You can do that? :eek:
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Yes...
Olorinsesss said:
Oh wait... I have a glossy screen, so you can't look through mine, it just reflects your face!
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You should have stopped with 'you can do that'. Who says i need a clear screen to look through it, after all, you're the one in the insane asylum, just to put things in perspective :D
Miss Freckles said:
who knows what she can do when she's had enough coffee? *shudders* that's why i always make my secretary jacqueline type my posts
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Ah, that explains a lot *makes note about how MF does NOT look like a sensible person* From now on, secretaries are not allowed in the left wing on the second floor anymore.

MF: But i'm not in the left wing on the second floor.
Dr. Lieke: Yet...
MF: AAAAAAAHHH
Jacqueline: My job!!
Dr. Lieke: You know how to make coffee?
Jacqueline: I'm not sure, the freckled one didn't drink it... Isn't it like... 10 spoons of coffee and then about 5 drops of water?
Dr. Lieke: Oh, you're going to be the best secretary ever! You're hired.
Jacqueline: and then i add the head of a fish, right?
Dr. Lieke: Fired, fired i mean.
Jacqueline: it was a joke!!
Dr. Lieke: Jokes... coffee... Nah, that doesn't fit into one sentence.
Jacqueline: So i shouldn't make jokes about coffee.
Dr. Lieke: That's rig... WAIT A SECOND!!! Trying to be smart, ay?
Jacqueline: *innocent look*
Dr. Lieke: So fired!
Jacqueline: *offers Lieke coffee* Own recipy
Dr. Lieke: *drinks it* AAHHH, too...good...caffeine...hired...
Nurse: Hey, what about me then?
Dr. Lieke: oh, well, uhm... Man, i should really think of other jobs than getting me coffee for people who work here.
Nurse: I'm a NURSE, not a secretary.
Dr. Lieke: no difference. Can you get me some coffee?
Nurse: you're drinking coffee right now?
Dr. Lieke: I won't be when you come back...
Nurse: *mutters* *walks off*
Jacqueline: Great, i love to work here, it's going to be soo fan...
Dr. Lieke: Could you get me some coffee?
Jacqueline: But she's get... never mind *walks off*
Dr. Lieke: *sips coffee*

Gondorgirl said:
*eats Lieke's computer screen*

now she can't
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*looks at other 100,000,000 computer screens in room* Ah, well...
 
as you can see, i have a new secretary. we're in the cellar of the insa HEY i SAiD DO NOT WRiTE THAT if i'm going to be shouted at here i want better payment QUiET AND CONTiNUE WRiTiNG *BOOF*

she's a lovely girl from spain called marguerita.
 
Miss Freckles said:
as you can see, i have a new secretary. we're in the cellar of the insa HEY i SAiD DO NOT WRiTE THAT if i'm going to be shouted at here i want better payment QUiET AND CONTiNUE WRiTiNG *BOOF*

she's a lovely girl from spain called marguerita.
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You hate me, don't you, picking names like that:rolleyes: Gah, i can't believe i'm even asking... *sigh*, i mean *SIGH* as in huge

Nurse: *walks in* The freckled one is down there, she took on of the other patients with her, calling the poor tomato 'marguerita', as if she doesn't know how cruel that is, considering that most of the tomatoes died in fact on margueritas.
Jacqueline: Yeah, MF is cruel, but then again, she did pay well...
Nurse: How much?
Jacqueline: About 50 dollars a year.
Nurse: WOOOWWW, that's like... rubbish!
Jacqueline: Are you kidding, i was like the richest girl in the world!
Nurse: Where have you been the last couple of ages?
Jacqueline: Well... saving my money to buy the awesome Apollo 40581.3 sub a, to fly to the end of the galaxy and then buy a piece of the sun.
Nurse: And no one ever told you not to listen to her?
Jacqueline: It isn't true ay?
Nurse: Nope.
Jacqueline: Dadburnit, i know i should have questioned it when she said she collected her fortune by selling those pieces.
Nurse: *sighs*
Jacqueline: Ah well, at least i'm rich.
Nurse: *looks away*
Jacqueline: What happened to Doc anyway?
Rose: *walks in* Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor!
Nurse: What on earth are you doing here?
Rose: Earth? You sure, last time it looked like this i was far away, and you know, everyone tried to kill me and the doctor saved me and such, almost the end of the universe, you know, the usual stuff.
Nurse: Oh no, not again.
Bowl of Petunias: *prepares army*
Jacqueline: What a life!
Rose: Yes, i know, it's so awesome, and we go like WHOOSH by TARDIS, and then...
Jacqueline: I was talking about being green, you know, as the leaves of petunias.
Rose: i go on telling you about the universe and you care about a plant?
Jacqueline: HEY! If we would know why the plant thought what it thought we would know a lot more about the meaning of the universe.
Rose: AH, i know why it thought that, i was there, you know, all WHOOSHING by TARDIS and such, really, you should have se...
Nurse: Point please!
Rose: You people have no sense of adventure.
Nurse: Of course we do, but my adventure of leaving this place at 6 is going to be ruined by you if you don't hurry up.
Rose: Well, the bowl of petunias thought what it thought bec...
Whale: *chrushes Rose*
Nurse: AARGGHH!! Why does that always happen?
Jacqueline: Ah, i was wondering what all those whales were doing there.
Nurse: It didn't occur to ask?
Jacqueline: I thought for the coffee?
Nurse: Talking about coffee, where is Dr. Lieke?
Jacqueline: i see a white coat and two feet over there...
Dr. Lieke: *passed out on the floor*
Jacqueline: Oh no, she's out, call a doctor, 911, someone, aahh...
Nurse: Oh no, not again.
BoP: *goes crazy*
Nurse: It wasn't for no reason she told you NOT to put fish inside coffee... *gets cup of coffee*
Dr. Lieke: *sniffs coffee* *wakes up* ENERGYYY!!!!
Jacqueline: Are you allright?
Dr. Lieke: Depends, you've got some coffee?
Nurse: Yeah, she's fine.
Dr. Lieke: *sips coffee* It would be quite cruel to send them to the cellar, right?
Nurse: Yes.
Dr. Lieke: Do it!
 
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who is that rose-person anyway?

marguerita: *shocked* is it true what i just heard them say in the nurse's office up there?
mf: you have very good hearing... no, i mean, no, it's all lies! conspiracy! traitors! fire! emergency!
fire extinguisher: i'm right here, all you need to do is use me.
mf: ugh, you're dusty.
fire extinguisher: fine then *sulks*
mf: anyway...
marguerita: so... i'm not a tomato? and i'm not underpaid?
mf: *mutters* not if you compare your salary with dr lieke's... her coffee's made from... but oh well...
they: yes, she's somewhere around here. get the button ready.
mf: :eek: they are here...!!! quickly, get me my inflatable cactus!
inflatable cactus: *PPPPFFFFFiiiiiiiiiYOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEENG* *dies*
mf: oh no, whatever are we going to do?
fire extinguisher: i'm right here, all you need to do is use me.
mf: ugh, you're not a cactus at all!
fire extinguisher: *turns into motorcycle and flies away*
they: wow, look what we stored here... hey, where's the coffee machine we used to turn duffers into nites? okay, get the button ready... noooo, not you, badger, you're cute as a button, it's a comparison, a stilistic device in which the "like" has significant... forget it. where is it, now? honestly, you can't blame everything on the dlf... HE GAVE MY GARLiC COOKiES TO WHOM?????????
mf: *escapes through hole in wall*
wall: <i hate it when someone does that. it makes me feel empty and useless.>
they: *enter scene* look! she left her towel!
fate: *strikes*
 
Miss Freckles said:
ohh that's why the eating of things... the reason is just simply frustration... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

i'm going to be promoted nurse for that!

*skips to nurse's office*

door: *slam*
mf: *falls on floor*
door: *snickers*
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actually I think it's all Slp's fault

*sits down and begins to talk to therapist*

you see it all started long ago in the CharnTim thread... :D

lieke said:
*looks at other 100,000,000 computer screens in room* Ah, well...
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*begins eating them one by one*
 
Dernhelm said:
What an interesting observation.
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Observates Derny observating GG observating the computer screens observating the HELP ME sign, wondering how it works.

MF, Rose is the Doctor's (not mine, the Doctor's) companion in season one and two of Doctor Who :D Why do you think she was screaming 'Doctor, Doctor', i'm not that popular in the universe :p (not that there are many persons out there, most of them are here) *sighes and watches the Insane Asylum* Anyway, how am i supposed to quote stuff if you don't know the stuff i'm quoting from, go do your homework you! :eek: Next week might be some Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or some 24 perhaps, i definately could put Jack Bauer in cliff-situations :D Or Tony, yes, Tony Almeida, or, or, or....

Dr. Lieke: I knew we shouldn't have put any fire extinguisher in there...
Nurse: *nodds*
Dr. Lieke: too late now, i'm afraid.
Nurse: *nodds*
fire extinguisher-turned-motorcycle: *hits MF in hole in wall that could have been covered with a certain towel...*
they: *evil grin*
Dr. Lieke: Well, nothing we can do now, i'm afraid.
Nurse: You're just going to leave her there?
Dr. Lieke: Uhm... NO NO, of course not, i'll need to think about it. Now where's my coffee...
 
I don't believe it.

Observates Derny observating GG observating the computer screens observating the HELP ME sign, wondering how it works.
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I think you mean, "Observes Derny observing the [...etc.]" ;)
 
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