The Insane Asylum

Suddenly, all grenade-eaters and people-eaters drop everything, as they are startled out of their vestigial wits by something REALLY insane! Like, really MAJORLY insane!!

A 56-year-old man is portraying the character of Peter Pevensie....and doing a BETTER job of it than the Walden revisionists would PERMIT William Moseley to do in "Prince Non-Caspian." In other words, as portrayed by this 56-year-old man, Peter is allowed to do SOMETHING in the story BESIDES complain and sulk!

This marvel can be witnessed in progress on the RP thread called "Tales from the Wardrobe," originated by Dayhawk68!
 
Miss Freckles said:
wow. eating mr had some serious side-effects, isn't it?



i knew someone would point that out, but here is the explanation. *clears throat*

the usual reaction of a wall to unwanted, hurtful contact is "ouch", the volume of which varies according to the force of the collision.
there are, however, unusual species of walls which do not react in the typical way. i specify:

the silent sufferer - this particular type of wall believes that it deserves to be punished for the damage done by its ancestors in The Terrible Red Brick War. thus, it does not allow itself to utter any comments that might make the culprit who ran against it sympathize with the wall, because it doesn't deserve sympathy, or anything good indeed.

the ultrasound wall - this type of wall has a voice so high-pitched that it can only be heard by a certain type of penguins (chocolate ones) in a certain kind of weather (blazing heat). since chocolate penguins melt in the heat, no one has ever heard the ultrasound wall and one wonders how science knows about the penguins hearing the wall if no penguin ever actually heard it. well.

matthew - he is a poor wall of the times when dernhelm still lived in the insane asylum. he saw everything she did there, and she threatened to tell them of his crooked dealings with the other walls should he tell anyone of whatever-it-was-derny-doesn't-want-people-to-know-about. matthew is so scared that he decided it was safer never to speak again.

the super wall - this type of wall has such a sound sleep, it wouldn't notice if the Can Itself bumped into it.

so, there were 18 silent sufferers, 6 ultrasound walls, 1 matthew and 6 super walls that catherine bumped into.
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Wow. This is going into the Duffer library.
 
"Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
Convoy"
 
Dr. Lieke: Someone is choking, where's medical?
Nurse: Uhm, you are medical.
Dr. Lieke: *moment of self reflection* less coffee?
Nurse: *nods*
Both: *save Nightfire*
 
Miss Freckles said:
gg! didn't i say no eating the pipe organ?? if i see you doing it one more time, it's the closet for you!!
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I don't remember you telling me any such thing!

*eats another pipe organ behind her back*

I don't think I'll fit in the closet...

Nightfire said:
*kicks soda machine*

i want something from the VENDING machine.
like chex mix.
*runs down hall 4598430*
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yeah, about that. I think I ate the vending machine... somewhere along the line...
 
You know, you might think you're insane eating all those things. Do you figure what insanity means? In our days it is sane to blow up other people because they think different things about god. it is sane to poison your body with stuff and go around yelling some letters like "FCK" or "VFL" (german soccer teams). And it is sane to sit in a funny looking flat car covered in adds and trying to drive faster around a bend than anybody else.
So, if you want to appear insane you've got to try harder.
*gulp*
Anybody knows what a "Federweißer" is? A very young wine, just past the stage of grape juice. Taaaasty! And only available some weeks in september and october. Like right now.
 
Dragonchild said:
Anybody knows what a "Federweißer" is? A very young wine, just past the stage of grape juice. Taaaasty! And only available some weeks in september and october. Like right now.
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yuck! *shudders* but i'll have pretzels, thank you :p

gg said:
I don't remember you telling me any such thing!

*eats another pipe organ behind her back*

I don't think I'll fit in the closet...
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but the closet fit in YOU :p

nf said:
*chokes out*: am i inside you?!?!?!
*still choking*
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*shakes hand* welcome to the club...
 
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