The Insane Asylum
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Miss Freckles
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THey have doorknobs inside insane asylums?
indeed we do..and some of them speak...
Dragonchild
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You know, insane people frequently sing. To the doorknobs, too. And I made such a success of it today. I can sing the refrain of "This is a life" faster than Amy McDonald herself! Come on, doorknob, let's do some sing-star!
~Lava~
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*Goes to get her new patient for therapy and sits Warg Puppy on her therapy couch.* Wow, you need to take a chill-pill. What caused you to all this stuff? Is there some deep issues dealing with desires to cause yourself pain? Why are you here? That will work for starters.
This, my friend, is the reason why I am the doctor, and you are not. I know how to get in and out
(I´m one of the 7 people who know... or knew).Dr. Lieke: NUUURRSEEE, we have a patient gone therapist again. We should lock her in isolation, immediately.Ahem, I am a therapist. I get a comfy chair in my office. I also have a couch
Nurse: *gets in* (look, the nurse knows too
). Come on, miss Lava, we´re going to find you a horri... nice and cosy room, just for you.Lava: You´re not in here, you´re not in here, you´re not in here, etc.
Nurse: oh great.
Lava: when am i going to get my paycheck?
Nurse: i thought i wasn´t here?
Lava: depends, do you arrange the paychecks?
Nurse: Do you think i would have such a bad salary if i did?
Lava: you´re not in here, you´re not in here, etc.
Nurse: DDOOOCCC!!
I am not here!
iminlovewithedwardcullen
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*Returns with a goldfish bowl on head*
I'm ill, i cant give you lot my germs...
I'm ill, i cant give you lot my germs...
Miss Freckles
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who are the other six people who know how to get in and out?
*prepares seven lovely cups of tea*
*prepares seven lovely cups of tea*
very funny!You obviously haven´t had your cup of tea for today, since you assume that there is electricity in the insane asylum... or fire... or water...
Me is the first, the Nurse is the second, the other ones i forgot... (though for the right amount of money i might remember them)
Miss Freckles
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You obviously haven´t had your cup of tea for today, since you assume that there is electricity in the insane asylum... or fire... or water...
Me is the first, the Nurse is the second, the other ones i forgot... (though for the right amount of money i might remember them)
well, there are four kinds of things in the asylum:
1. patients
2. doctors / nurses
3. walls
4. money
and everything else is just my imagination *lets blue balloon float to the ceiling*
so, since i don't have any money... will you promise to tell me the names if i get matthew to speak again and tell us what derny did back in those days?
Raise you hand if you're not here either!!
iminlovewithedwardcullen
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Well i dont know if i am...
*Raises hand*
*Raises hand*
I might tell a few of them
Btw, there aren´t doctorS and NurseS, just me and the nurse, the others are inside now...
Nightfire
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Caspian_Koumoutsakos
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I would, but my hands are kinda stuck in this straitjacket and I'm typing this with my nose... *Raises toe*
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Dr. Lieke: We should really do something about that, if they find out that their voices could match and start singing...
Patients: *start singing* *sound goes louder and Louder and LOUDER...*
Dr. Lieke: *sigh* If only those walls...
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Dr. Lieke: We should really do something about that, if they find out that their voices could match and start singing...
Patients: *start singing* *sound goes louder and Louder and LOUDER...*
Dr. Lieke: *sigh* If only those walls...
~Lava~
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This, my friend, is the reason why I am the doctor, and you are not. I know how to get in and out
Dr. Lieke: NUUURRSEEE, we have a patient gone therapist again. We should lock her in isolation, immediately.
Nurse: *gets in* (look, the nurse knows too
Lava: You´re not in here, you´re not in here, you´re not in here, etc.
Nurse: oh great.
Lava: when am i going to get my paycheck?
Nurse: i thought i wasn´t here?
Lava: depends, do you arrange the paychecks?
Nurse: Do you think i would have such a bad salary if i did?
Lava: you´re not in here, you´re not in here, etc.
Nurse: DDOOOCCC!!
Lieke, I was never an inmate here. I have always carried on a role of locking people up in here or helping (hindering may also fit here) the poor people who I have put in here. I have the freedom to roam the forum and often I try to rid the forum of Fangirls by putting them in the 'nite wing of the Asylum.
And by the way, It is Dr. Lava (undoubtably I am currently closer to that term in real life than you currently are any ways).
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iminlovewithedwardcullen
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Why esle do you think im hear...