The Insane Asylum

"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE"
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE"

*jumps up and down giggling*
*stops jumping and claps*
*starts jumping again.*

"If I ever get out of here
wanna give it all away
to a registered charity
all I need is the time of day.
If I ever get out of here!
IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!"

*runs around and begins naming the trees*
 
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE"
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE"

*jumps up and down giggling*
*stops jumping and claps*
*starts jumping again.*

"If I ever get out of here
wanna give it all away
to a registered charity
all I need is the time of day.
If I ever get out of here!
IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!"

*runs around and begins naming the trees*

Where was this duffer before?:eek: how come no one brought her here sooner?:eek:
 
*picks up "Wilfred"*
<*sqqqqquuuuueeeeaaaakkkkk*>
"I wont drop you!"
<*squeak*>
"I promise"
<*squeak squeak*>
"What did you mean by the ants were tickling you?"
<*squeak squeak squeakkkkk squuueaaakk squeak squeaky*>
"Ohhh....I get it"
 
*picks up "Wilfred"*
<*sqqqqquuuuueeeeaaaakkkkk*>
"I wont drop you!"
<*squeak*>
"I promise"
<*squeak squeak*>
"What did you mean by the ants were tickling you?"
<*squeak squeak squeakkkkk squuueaaakk squeak squeaky*>
"Ohhh....I get it"

*using bullhorn*

JOSIE! PUT WILFRED DOWN, MOVE AWAY SLOWLY AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT! COME ON JOSIE!!

Sits down.....and covers ear...tell him to go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hes not going away until you open your eyes and slap him!! DO IT!
 
"Wilfred, I'm sorry but I have to go...ok?"
<*ssssqqqquuuueeeeaaaakkk*>
"I'll come back! I promise you Wilfred!"
<*ssqquueeaakk*>
"I love you Wilfred, your my bestest tree buddy ever!"
<*squeaky squeak squeak*>

*puts Wilfred down and runs over to a rock and names it "Gustave"*
 
I'll slap you.......hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You slapped the wrong person!! OUCH!!

"Wilfred, I'm sorry but I have to go...ok?"
<*ssssqqqquuuueeeeaaaakkk*>
"I'll come back! I promise you Wilfred!"
<*ssqquueeaakk*>
"I love you Wilfred, your my bestest tree buddy ever!"
<*squeaky squeak squeak*>

*puts Wilfred down and runs over to a rock and names it "Gustave"*

*still using bullhorn*

"JO!! STEP AWAY FROM GUSTAVE ALSO! JO! STOP CHEWING ON HIM!!"
 
I'll slap you.......hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Wilfred, I'm sorry but I have to go...ok?"
<*ssssqqqquuuueeeeaaaakkk*>
"I'll come back! I promise you Wilfred!"
<*ssqquueeaakk*>
"I love you Wilfred, your my bestest tree buddy ever!"
<*squeaky squeak squeak*>

*puts Wilfred down and runs over to a rock and names it "Gustave"*

"Gustave!"
<*silent*>
"Gustave?"
<*silent*>
"WHY ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME!!?!?!?! GUSTAVE?!?!?!"

You chewed him up, you silly sheep!!

oops...not...bwhahahahahahahah....sorry

You're not sorry, stop it!
 
Stop what????

Never mind, keep doing what you're doing. Just be gentle!!

*pokes tummy*
"HI GUSTAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*waves at tummy*

*sits down abruptly*
*Rocks side to side*

"Row row row your boat - SORRY GUSTAVE DONT GET SEA SICK!!!!!!"

Gustave can't get seasick, it's a river, not a sea you're rowing on!! Maybe Gustave will get river sick!!
 
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