The Insane Asylum

[Lady Callandra]

*rolls over on the ground laughing* You people are nuts!

*stares through the wall at person laughing* Isn't that the point of an Insane Asylum?

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Blahblahblahblahblah*

Lalalalalalalalalala!! I'm here! *Jumps and waves* I'm out of the Asylum!!

*Runs up to a tree and puts teeth in it*

That was nice

 

[Lady Callandra]

MMGT turned into a squirrelly woodpecker!!!!!! ahhh!!!*diggs hole through floor* SORRY FLOOR THAT'S A WALL!

 

[josie_caspian91]

*waves at tummy*
HI GUSTAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waves at a shoe*
HI SHOE-SHOE!!!!!

*jumps up and down and starts singing*

IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!!
IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!!

 

[Lady Callandra]

*stares at bowl that's been here since 1029348578319 weeks ago* why isn't the bowl moving mommy!?!?

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Actually trees taste very good but take the splinters out at first

* Jumps up and down*

I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!

*Nehnehnhenhenhenhenhenhenhenhenehnehenhenehe*

*Starts to bang head against the wall*

I'm a woodpecker! I'm woody!! Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Nessa! You're going crazy on me!

 

[Lady Callandra]

MOMMY!!!!!! MGGT IS WOODY THE WOODPECKER WITH SQUIRREL SUPERPOWERS!!!!!! *cries* I WANT TO TALK TO MY BOWL! *sobs*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Okay...ehm....I'm quite normal so I must behave myself

*Woodpecker's laugh*

We are still over here and you are there
And I have no strange or weird habits...*Bites branch*

 

[Lady Callandra]

Mommy! MGGT is trying to start a fire with her teeth!!!! *sobs*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

But that's impossible *Continues activity*
OUCH!! That hurts! What happened? The branch is on fire!!! HELP!!!
* Throws burning branch through window*

I have superpowers! I'm firewoman!! Or firewoodpecker

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Okay...ehm....I'm quite normal so I must behave myself

*Woodpecker's laugh*

We are still over here and you are there
And I have no strange or weird habits...*Bites branch*

Um..... Yeah, sure.... Nessa!

 

[Lady Callandra]

*stares at room way over there that starts to catch on fire* AHHH! MOMMY! DERNY'S OLD ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! *runs around hole crying*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Nessa!! Snap out of it!!

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Hahahahaha!! It works!!
Come on Alice! let us get out of here now They are getting busy right now!
Run before La Derny comes!!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Okay! Lets go! *runs away*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

* Runs away*

Bye bye!! We are save and you are...ehm...save as well The fire didn't spread

 

[Lady Callandra]

poor frecks *mutters to self* she wanted ot get zebra hairs from derny's old room....T_T

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Goodbye IA! *disappears with Nessa*

 

[Miss Freckles]

poor frecks *mutters to self* she wanted ot get zebra hairs from derny's old room....T_T

yep. and what did i find instead? tons and tons of gold. no zebra hair i'm so disappointed.

voice from nowhere in particular: i want my gold!