The Insane Asylum

[Lady of Narnia]

*lies on the floor crying*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Nooooo!! *continues crying* Make me!

 

[Lady Callandra]

but the floor is just a thick wall! it seeessss youuuuu....0.o

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*sob* I don't care! *sob*

 

[Lady Callandra]

*pokes tears* 0.o...they're so......wet..and...salty..0.o...*takes tears and separates the water from the salt and sells the salt*

 

[Copperfox]

In comes a Navy veteran, one who, though spared from actual combat, has post-traumatic flashbacks of swabbing decks. Wielding the thin scouring pad known to sailors as a "greenie," he strenuously scrapes all the wax off the floor, so he can put on a fresh coat of wax, which will then also be scraped off the next day so another coat can go on and be taken off.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

You are so mean, MF! *sob* and you too, LC! *sob* Oh, I don't care, I don't care! *sob*
Floor: *groans* Stop crying all over me!
Me: I don't care! *sob*

 

[Hylian Princess]

*runs around obnoxiously*

 

[Copperfox]

The Navy veteran crouches next to the sobbing Lady of Narnia, saying, "I hate to see anyone even PRETENDING to be so miserable and unhappy; so is it okay if I pretend to show compassion to you?"

 

[Lady of Narnia]

I'm not pretending! *sob*

 

[Lady Callandra]

lonny salt for $1 an ounce! get it while it's salty!!!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*sobs even harder* I wanna go home!!! You are mean, LC! *sob*

 

[Lady Callandra]

*pokes soggy floor* is there any more salt I can sell for acid?.........>.>....Mr. Squirrelly Pants wants to use some for poisoning his neighbor Mr. Anteater because he's using Mr. Squirrelly Pants' food as lure for the ants.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*sob* I think that I'm going to drown in my own tears! *sob* LC, you don't care! *sob* If you did, you would try to help me! *sob*

 

[Lady Callandra]

I'm helping the walls raise money because they scare me and they want curtains. but I could get you a piece of candy with the tax refund. ^_^

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*pays no attention to LC* Someone! Help me, Please! *sob, sob*

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*Trips the door, giving Georgie time to gain a head start*

THANK YOU!!!!!


*is feelin bouncy.....*




*wants chocolate....*

 

[Lady Callandra]

*makes chocolate for Georgie*



so lonny, you DON'T want this piece of candy?....the wrapper is speeeeeciallll...it's shiny! *stares*

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*makes chocolate for Georgie*



so lonny, you DON'T want this piece of candy?....the wrapper is speeeeeciallll...it's shiny! *stares*

^thankies^*gives some to everyone icluding LC and thenn munches chocolate*

 

[Lady Callandra]

mmmmmmm............choc-o-la-tehhhh.....nice....