The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Dernhelm]

The Can Shall Conquer! Maybe we oughtta call him Genghis Can...

Yes! That's it!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*intones* Oh great Geghis Can, bestow on us thy wisdom and military strategy...

 

[~Lava~]

Yes please, You have helped us out of so many predicaments before.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Maybe his son is Kublai Can...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I didn't know the Can HAD a son...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well he has a lot of other relatives... He keeps his son pretty secret, because of assassins, though...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What about Mrs. Can? Where'd she go?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Dead. GKoN got to her years ago.

 

[~Lava~]

Why did I never find this out, *digs through memory to see if I can find a time when I have been unworthy of info bestowed by the Can.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well? What are you finding?

 

[~Lava~]

It must have been something given out before I was a member.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hmm...you were a member before I was...

 

[~Lava~]

No, you were a member of the Order of the Can long before I was. I did not join the Order of the Can til January or there abouts.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh, I see what you mean... I'm kinda thick sometimes.

 

[~Lava~]

Hey guys I changed my user name, It used to be Lady Jean.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I noticed.

 

[~Lava~]

I guess it is a little obvious isn't it.

 

[office]

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew? Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Evil me: Buy me something!
Me: No!
Evil me: I`l give you a cookie! (crosses toes)
Me: Deal!
Evil me: I was crossing my toes!
Me: Darn! (puts on Superman suit and flys away)

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I like this one better..."Who can take a sundown and sprinkle it with dew." *Hands out mountain dew.*

 

[~Lava~]

I do not drink Pepsi products