*waves* Right here! But I generally let Douglas off because it would be a 24/7 job to get him for all the ones he makes.
Nod your head in agreement, and submission, to the Spelling Police! For he* who dares misspell a word shall call down upon himself the wrath of the Spelling Police, and neither skin nor bone shall be left of his carcass. Beware, misspellers, beware, for the Spelling Police shall seek thee out in thy homes, and obliterate thee!
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*Note: This paragraph works equally well if feminine pronouns are substituted for all the mascluine ones.