The Order of the Can II

[Keyblade Master]

still runing

 

[~Lava~]

I love Numb3rs. i think the way they portray those of us who are science/math geeks is awesome.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

WHAT?!?!? What math?

 

[~Lava~]

i-Pods wouldn't shuffle without high mathematics

 

[Olórin the Wise]

o reely? U downt sey? Ay protehst!

Intentional offenses result in a life sentance. *glare*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I think that ban button is fixing to be pressed.

 

[Keyblade Master]

looks at Olorin and passes out.

 

[Keyblade Master]

well after about a month i think it is ok to double post,

polishes can.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Better make sure you're using the right brand of polish, or Lava will rip your guts out...

She's always been kinda picky about that.

 

[Keyblade Master]

hides polish behind back, looks at can

 

[~Lava~]

sees polish, checks to make sure it is right. It is okay, it works, but it is not the right polish. Hands Douglas right polish. Don't touch him use the special cloths

 

[SweetWaters]

Nod your head in agreement, and submission, to the Spelling Police! For he* who dares misspell a word shall call down upon himself the wrath of the Spelling Police, and neither skin nor bone shall be left of his carcass. Beware, misspellers, beware, for the Spelling Police shall seek thee out in thy homes, and obliterate thee!

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*Note: This paragraph works equally well if feminine pronouns are substituted for all the mascluine ones.

AH! A fellow member of the dreaded and mysterious Spelling Police! I should have known. Olórin (note my use of the accented 'o'), thinkest thou that others may be found in this vicinity, perchance, enough that we may devote a thread to the awful and all-powerful Police?

But what is this... can? It appeareth to be a relic from the ancient days of Dufferland!

 

[Keyblade Master]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u must not make a thread of that dreadful topic.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

check mai forums silly Canners

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Realm_of_Valinore/index.php?act=idx

 

[~Lava~]

Get out GKoN *kills GKoN*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

NO U

hai....

 

[Keyblade Master]

hay...............

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*wonders if GKoN is just making a quick visit or is here to stay*

AH! A fellow member of the dreaded and mysterious Spelling Police! I should have known. Olórin (note my use of the accented 'o'), thinkest thou that others may be found in this vicinity, perchance, enough that we may devote a thread to the awful and all-powerful Police?

But what is this... can? It appeareth to be a relic from the ancient days of Dufferland!

Amazing! A fellow member of my own disposition! Maybe I'll finally have another member of the Spelling Police. I'll PM you soon.

 

[~Lava~]

I prefer the grammer end of things myself.

 

[SweetWaters]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u must not make a thread of that dreadful topic.

Oh, good, another reason to make one....

I'm sure we are also in the grammar business (at least I am!), but it is just too long to say the Spelling and Grammar and Punctuation Police.