The Order of the Can II

[~Lava~]

I have eaten plenty of food items that taste worse than these. Plenty of non-food items too.

 

[waterhogboy]

Fine International Foundation for the Protection of Smilies - IFPS. I was gonna use Royal Society to begin with but I thought there might be some objection!!!

Only me and Douglas know the codes to the smiley safe so there'll be no more eating!!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*blows smiley safe open with CWTNT* Oh yeah?

 

[Miss Freckles]

*turns lauren in*

*gets free smileys as reward*

*crunches yummy *

 

[~Lava~]

Turns on Miss Freckles. Steals her smilies. Breaks Olorin out of Jail.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*steals cartload of smileys and starts wholesaling them to restaurants as a delicacy*

 

[Keyblade Master]

grabs smileys and puts olorin in dul gul dor

 

[~Lava~]

"I'll take those, Thank You." *runs away with all of the smilies that Douglas had grabbed. after hiding the smilies in a special secret place, runs back to save Olorin.*

 

[Miss Freckles]

*presents smileys to can*

*can is mighty pleased with frecks*

*can pats frecks on head*

*frecks loses consciousness and falls into a deep black hole*

 

[Keyblade Master]

hahaha I find smileys and put them in the can.

 

[~Lava~]

*Worships the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can* *The Trash Can gives ~Lava~ some of these smilies because she pleases him.*

 

[Keyblade Master]

puts lock on trach can.

 

[waterhogboy]

takes all remaining smilies and hides them in the Mod Lounge where no non-Mod may enter. They are safe there, and shall not be removed under pain of death!!

 

[Dernhelm]

I'm a mod.

*psst!* I'll get you smilies to eat if you will swear that I'm not a Duffer.

 

[Keyblade Master]

no can do, makes master plan to break into mod lounge.

 

[waterhogboy]

You fool!! I do not want to eat the smileys - I want to protect them so I will never swear you are not a Duffer!!

 

[Dernhelm]

I was talking to the non-mods.

 

[waterhogboy]

Oh...

...but Douglas - I'm on your side!! I'm protecting the smileys!!!?!?!?!

 

[Dernhelm]

No he's not; it's a conspiracy!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Heh! *blows open door to Mod Lounge with CWTNT* No door is locked to one who has the power!