Well, I did a very dufferish thing in real life on Tuesday evening so I thought I'd share it with you!!
I was playing volleyball with some mates and was at the net opposite another guy. We jokingly squared up to each other so one of the girls on the court shouted out 'stop kissing'. Well, I replied explaining that I was planning on performing a Glasgow kiss. Now most of the people there weren't British and didn't understand the reference and I presume most people reading this won't either so I'll explain. It basically means to headbutt someone (playing on the Glaswegian reputation!)
Anyway, rather than explaining I decided to demonstrate it instead of describing, but unfortunately my subjects head moved forward as i moved mine forward and i ended up cracking my nose right on his forehead!! Basically I had a massive nose bleed and had to run to the loo. Unfortunately, I also faint at the site of flowing blood so when I looked down at my tissue covered in blood I quickly sat down on a wall to stop myself fainting and held my head back to stop the bleeding. Predictably, I fainted whilst in this position and ended up falling backwards off the wall and into a bush. So I can tell you it was very strange when I came around especially as I could only see the dirt, a bush and someone's upside down face...
I got sorted out in the end, but I thought I'd share that with you as it was such a stupid thing to do