The Order of the Can III

[Dernhelm]

Prove it. My apologies, Olorin, but I can't seem to remember your colour code.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

No proof can account for unique cases. And, since the Can is most definitely and entirely unique, even if MF does manage to somehow "prove" it (which I find to be highly unlikely), it won't apply anyway.

 

[Midnight Rider]

Prove it. My apologies, Olorin, but I can't seem to remember your colour code.

no one needs to prove it. its obvious truth.oh, and it's #d5f2ce

 

[Dernhelm]

But let her try anyway.

EDIT: Thanks. But no one will believe you without proof.

 

[Midnight Rider]

who can make a duffer believe the most simple of facts?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Anybody. I mean, look:

The Can is supreme.

Anybody can convince a Duffer of that!

 

[Dernhelm]

What? All this time you've been trying . . . but when given the chance, you are – could it be? – afraid to take it?

Perhaps she is not as sure of herself as she sounds!

 

[Midnight Rider]

Anybody. I mean, look:

The Can is supreme.

Anybody can convince a Duffer of that!

because duffers believe it in the first place. they believe lies such as that the can is supreme

What? All this time you've been trying . . . but when given the chance, you are – could it be? – afraid to take it?

Perhaps she is not as sure of herself as she sounds!

i am not afriad, but i know that the twisted minds of duffers such as you cannot comprehend anything opposing the can

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Sure we can! Butterknifers, Evil Monkeys, infestual Ticks... you name it, we've beaten it!

 

[Midnight Rider]

you have not beaten It though

 

[~Lava~]

And what about the Rubber Banana, Abby, what has it got that would male you desire to worship it, last time I heard, no one wanted it, it was refuse only fit for one of the Can's lesser cousins, a big blue dumpster.

 

[Midnight Rider]

And what about the Rubber Banana, Abby, what has it got that would male you desire to worship it, last time I heard, no one wanted it, it was refuse only fit for one of the Can's lesser cousins, a big blue dumpster.

because no one realized it's worth*cuddles the Rubber Banana*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Why can't we just agree to disagree on this?

 

[Midnight Rider]

because YOU insist upon denying the fact that the can is a mere trash can, with no thoughts, no feelings, no power

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Looks like she ran out of oomph.

 

[Dernhelm]

Finally. Perhaps there will be peace.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*imagines tie-dye shirts and peace signs*

 

[Dernhelm]

*sigh* Why don't you pick on someone besides me? Don't you see that I have enough to combat?

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*sigh* Why don't you pick on someone besides me? Don't you see that I have enough to combat?

Not to mention you've been combating things for quite a long time, as well.

What was this whole disagreement about? The Can? Who doth question the superiority of the can? *lightning* *thunder* *scary music*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

MR, obviously. As Lava pointed out, she's like the Dwarves in TLB - she's deluded herself into thinking she can destroy the Can. But somewhere, somehow, there must be a spark of realism left, because she keeps trying, over and over again, to destroy the Can, all the while asserting that every one of her attacks was successful.

Note the inconsistency.