The TDL Party that ENDS NOW!!!

[inkspot]

Let me guess: this was the duffel bag they seized:

ROFL! Don't you know it's not "Duffer-Approved Goodie Bags" people want at a party but: SWAG!!!! I learned this at Kim Kardashian's wedding, and let me tell you, her swag included a shawl with a picture of the bride and groom. If all you're offering is a few ginger snaps ... oh, well, maybe I will have one ... or two ...

Am in trouble with this whole party gig. They tried to run my Narnian Express card for an extra day and it got rejected. Seems there have been a series of questionable charges for scuba equipment that put me over my limit. Not to mention any names, Inky....

I knew you wouldn't mind because I am having a 500 gallon aquarium delivered here to the party also with exotic live fish and crustaceans, and we can all use the scuba gear to dive with the sea creatures. It's just what this party needs! It will be here tomorrow afternoon, so just keep the cookies coming, Roger.

 

[GondorGirl]

I knew you wouldn't mind because I am having a 500 gallon aquarium delivered here to the party also with exotic live fish and crustaceans, and we can all use the scuba gear to dive with the sea creatures. It's just what this party needs! It will be here tomorrow afternoon, so just keep the cookies coming, Roger.

*GG flees the party at the thought of fish*

*GG eats aquarium*

 

[Sopespian]

*dunks Badger in aquarium*

*cleans plate of ginger snaps*

 

[GondorGirl]

*dunks Badger in aquarium*

*cleans plate of ginger snaps*

Ooh, Sopespian is doing the dishes. *Hands Mike a mile-high pile of dishes from the party*

 

[Sopespian]

Ooh, Sopespian is doing the dishes. *Hands Mike a mile-high pile of dishes from the party*

I meant that I ate the ginger snaps...

*Chucks dishes out the window*

 

[EveningStar]

Why are there all these dead fish floating belly-up in the aquarium?

 

[Soldier of Aslan]

Why are there all these dead fish floating belly-up in the aquarium?

I added some blue food coloring to the water

 

[GondorGirl]

I added some blue food coloring to the water

*Sigh of relief* Good, I thought I was going to be blamed for eating them...

 

[inkspot]

*dunks Badger in aquarium*

Hahahaha can badgers SWIM?

*cleans plate of ginger snaps*

Eh I hope there are some snickerdoodles left ... what kind of party is this?

And hey, I just RENTED THOSE FISH for the party! If we send them back dead there will be extra charges on the badger's Narnia Express Card!

 

[Soldier of Aslan]

Hahahaha can badgers SWIM?


Eh I hope there are some snickerdoodles left ... what kind of party is this?

And hey, I just RENTED THOSE FISH for the party! If we send them back dead there will be extra charges on the badger's Narnia Express Card!

Yay! I'd gladly charge you Tuesday for Narnia today! ^.^

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Here are the cupcakes:

Here's the atmosphere:

And here's a new kangaroo for good measure:

 

[Sopespian]

Lahk mah accent?

Frankly, anybody what looks at the door kin jest leave already, 'cause anybody what jest kips lookin' at the door at a party ain't no fun noways. And this party was mint tah be FUN!

 

[Benisse]

<hides in the atmospheric forest to feed the cupcakes to the kangaroos>

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*peeks in* *steals cupcakes* *runs before her cats invade the thread*

 

[inkspot]

Gimme those cupcakes!

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Oh, no! Radioactive cupcakes!!!

I'll bet those wascally Telmarines brought them!

 

[Soldier of Aslan]

Oh, no! Radioactive cupcakes!!!

I'll bet those wascally Telmarines brought them!

*eats cupcakes*
Whoa! Why does everything look like a cheap 70s slasher film all of a sudden!!!

 

[Sopespian]

*dignified voice*

I object to the term "wascally" being utilized to describe us Telmarines. We did not bring those cupcakes. We brought
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wait for it...
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ROOT BEER!

 

[EveningStar]

A kangaroo with a rattling screw?

Sounds like he'd be hopping mad, and perhaps even out of pocket....

 

[inkspot]

Telmarines brought W()()T Beer! NOW it's a party!