To arms, fellow Duffers!
- Thread starter Olórin the Wise
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Eärendil the Mariner
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I have Melkor!*gets Sam* Sam, if you don't fight Shelob, i let Smeagol kill Frodo.
Sam:*kills Shelob*
Smeagol: *attacks EtM*
*sends Melkor to kill Smeagol*
Eärendil the Mariner
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Wait a second! I am Eärendil the Mariner, I am one of the greatest warriors ever! *draws sword & slices Smeagols head off myselfThat's one 'person' you cannot send...
I wouldn't even want to have him.
*grabs popcorn back while EtM watches the fight*
**steals popcorn again
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Eärendil the Mariner
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Wow, you're quite the surgeon...Nooooo, Smeagol... *cries* *puts his head back on* ALIVE, YAY
What if we would share it?
The popcorn? Or Smeagol?
Eärendil the Mariner
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Sounds good to me!Uh, the popcorn, Smeagol has already been torn in two today, i rather not put him trough that more than once a week, twice max.
*eats popcorn*
Eärendil the Mariner
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Don't eat the MACHINE! We can't get more without it!*eats popcorn too* *eats popcorn machine*
Eärendil the Mariner
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Oh, if you cloned it, then there is nothing to worry about. *eats more popcornButbutbutbut
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Miss Freckles
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So, now you're fighting each other?
GREAT!
umm, no, we don't fight each other. i killed her and she frequently drops gooey stuff on me. fair deal, doncha think?
Olórin the Wise
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Not unless the gooey stuff is toxic...
Hey, maybe we could make some sort of grenade out of it and use it against the 'nites!
Hey, maybe we could make some sort of grenade out of it and use it against the 'nites!
SlpNarniaQueen
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Or, you could use tiny kernals that look like mints and bathe them in radioactive gas and give the 'nites free samples.
Olórin the Wise
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And have them mutate into huge monsters that are crazy about Skandar and whatnot? No thanks!
Miss Freckles
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we ought to trip them so they fall off cliffs. and we should put more nites on the bottom of said cliff.
DaughterofRamandu
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we ought to bombard them with grenades and drive them into a deep dark pit where they can never get out again. . .
Did I say that?
Did I say that?