To arms, fellow Duffers!

Cheeze whiz doesn't always taste like cheese. Well, sometimes it does, but only on rainy days in Octember!!
 
Olórin the Wise said:
To arms, fellow Duffers, to arms! A great evil has fallen upon this Forum, for lo and behold, a BENANNITES THREAD has been created! Arise, posters of Dufferland, lest the newly-born Benannites overrun Dufferland! Oil your keyboards and sharpen your posts, for the hour is upon us! (Ok, well maybe not the hour, but the 6 months, at least...) There is no doubt that new members, having joined for the purpose of joining the Benannites, will post their poisonous fan threads in Dufferland to start with. We must run them offtopic! Before even the Mods reach these misplaced threads, they shall be derailed and destroyed! Any Benannite who enters this Forum for the sake of posting Ben-ness shall be smothered! TO ARMS, POSTERS OF DUFFERLAND!!





(Alright, mods, I know this is kinda like the Order of the Can thread, but still - it's for a different purpose. So, if you're dead set on merging it with the Order of the Can, could you please wait a couple weeks? I would have posted this in the Order of the Can thread, but nobody would have read it except the Can's faithful, and we need more. So, a new thread will attract new members, thereby swelling our ranks.)

LET US GO FORTH AND REPEL ALL BENANNITES! THE LAND OF DUFFERS MUST REMAIN UNSULLIED!!


EDIT: The 'Nite threads have been thrown down, but the 'Nites remain! They will attempt to sully the pure forums of Dufferland with their threads, but we will stand firm! Drive their threads offtopic, my friends!
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WE MUST SMOOSH THEEM GOOD

but first...

*Shoves Olorin offa long deserved kliff n drops a flaming pile of katnip off after ;)*

BUFAFAFAFAFFAFAFAFFFAAAAAA
 
Glen: Doubts are bad. Open your mind to the impossible. *cackles* Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha....
Baby Elf: *naps*
 
Baby Elf: *holds nose at the thought* *eats lemon cookie*
Dr. Byrne: Why not flaming ca-
Glen: *clamps hands over Doctor's mouth*
:rolleyes:
Glen: Waldo, stay in your box!
 
Waldo has a box? Is it his home, like Fred the Box was HB's? Does it have a name? And where is it? I want it in my cell! *takes box and hides it in corner of cell*
 
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