To arms, fellow Duffers!

Woooowww, we have a magazine, a tv and a newspaper... Now i should really ask for more money... DERNYY!!!! Can i have a higher allowance, pllleeeaasseee??? I mean, you already get all the credit for being the queen of Duffers (which you deserve), but since you have us to make fun of...:p
 
*goes to the duffer bank*

derny hasn't given me my allowance yet... :(

nice man in the bank: "don't be sad. here, have a duck. a real one."
me: "thank you, nice man." *devours duck*
 
mh, larry tastes good:)

*sits in the duffer sun1*

1 duffer sun: light coming from the ultimate dufferness of the Queen of Duffers (cf. Derny). The duffer sun is rumoured to be only 10% less shiny than the Can, the source of all light. Sitting in the duffer sun, e.g. while tanning, is perceived by duffers as meditation, and can lead to hallucinations (cf. "The day I sat on my cheese bread, my pet ate its own liver" and "I killed the Can"). Recent studies have shown that 67% of the inmates in the Insane Asylum have a tan that never goes away. This phenomenon is still to be interpreted by scientist Dipl. O. Rable-Loonie.
 
lieke said:
Oh my, that was hilarious :D ROFL, very very nice, MF. Here you can have half of my cookie
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cookiiiiiie, thank you very much *has someone put the cookie on top of her*

little girl: "look, a statue with a cookie on its head!"
me: *crushes her flat*
little girl's brother: "hey, the cookie fell down."


yes it has always been a dream of mine to edit the duffer encyclopedia
 
Miss Freckles said:
cookiiiiiie, thank you very much *has someone put the cookie on top of her*

little girl: "look, a statue with a cookie on its head!"
me: *crushes her flat*
little girl's brother: "hey, the cookie fell down."


yes it has always been a dream of mine to edit the duffer encyclopedia
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A Duffer encyclopedia, that's new. We've had the Duffer quiz, the Duffer trivia, but an encyclopedia... such a good idea:D
COOKIE! :eek:
 
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