Virtual walk through Middle-Earth

Luke....I'm your father!
Now will you please stop doing this Star Wars scene Gil-Galad? You were already dead when Star Wars was invented.....but Gandalf wasn't there anymore either :eek:
*Grabs GP's staf and whacks him* You shouldn't scream, you like to be whacked :D
But we have Eowyn. She's no man (fortunately) so she can do her awesome trick again!
 
Because, who didn't want to see this thread ressurected? :D

*swings sword from side to side, walks through the old-growth forest with the ents, and sings with the elves*
 
Caspian: Oh look, Middle Earth!
Frodo: oooh, dayza vou.:p
Flower: Mt. Doom is here isn't it?:eek:
Dorthy: Erg, yeah sis, but don't run off just yet, I think we have company....

Suddenly, all hear the sound of approaching horses, galloping towards them, roughly nine of them.

Caspian: FRACK! AAAAAAAAHHHH! NAAAAAAAAZZZZZZGUUUUUUUUL!!!!!! *runs around in frantic circles*
Dorthy: Oh gosh, did he say they were wearing black? No. He just said that there were roughly nine of them- they could be Gondorians!
Frodo: They could be hobbits!:D
Dorthy: Hobbits don't ride horses dork. :rolleyes: And you call youself FRODO.
Frodo: -.- You're gonna pay for that later, I swear on the Precious.
Mozart: The Ring is treacherous, it will bind you to its will!
Frodo: IT WAS DESTROYED IN MT. DOOM!
Mozart: So, supposedly, were the Nazgul, but look what's riding towards you.
Frodo: Grr. This is why my namesake never got married.
Dorthy: I thought it was because...
Frodo: *clamps paw over Dorthy's mouth* Oh shut it Dorth.
 
Dorthy: Can I drive later? xD
Caspian: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T LET HER DRIVE! WE'LL END UP IN MT. DOOM! AND I MEAN IN MT. DOOM, NOT NEAR IT OR ON IT!
Dorthy: Ignore him. He is always overreacting.:rolleyes:
Caspian: If we'd have lent you a car and the Ring you'd have just driven into Mordor and off a cliff into Mt. Doom! We could have saved so much trouble!
Dorthy: But what would you have told mom?:p
Frodo: Oh dear... I wonder if I'll see my namesake?
Dorthy: Pro'bly. Hey other peeps, are the hobbits coming?
Caspian: No, they're being taken to Isengard.:p
Dorthy: *glares* I'll throw YOU in Mt. Doom....
Mozart: Er, lets get on the bus and start singing!

Kittens: *board the bus*

Caspian: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard, gard-gard-g-g-gard!
Dorthy: *whacks Caspian with a frying pan*
Caspian: OW!
 
WK: yes I enter the bus too! Got anything against it Caspy?
Khamul: No he doesn't have objections. He is just a nice guy
Sam: Oh yeah? You two are coming too?
Khamul: But we formed a beatband. Jazzy music
 
yes sure! In the bus! We are going now. GG you are allowed to drive for now :D

Heheheh. *Doesn't mention that she failed her test*

ALL RIGHT! Next stop, Minas Tirith!

*Drives five minutes down the road*

Sorry, I meant next stop this ruined wall around Gondor. It's pretty.
 
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