Walker, Texas Ranger

[dawnpatrol]

And Mr. Norris never wears a watch. He decides what time it is.

Oh no you didn't. You just triggered an avalanche of Chuck Norris facts my friend.

The Fujita scale which measures the severity of Tornadoes was recently changed to the Chuck Norris scale. It's a complicated formula but it compares the damage done in a tornado to the damage delivered by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. I thought F1 - F5 was just fine myself.

 

[kingcaspian]

The only person Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick to the face is Jesus Christ. (No profanity or anything like that. Just so there's no misunderstanding. But it is true.)

 

[Ginny_JillPole]

Oh, my, I watched this when i was a kid!!!
He's my herooo!!! lol

 

[dawnpatrol]

I like that one movie where Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and lost. It was the most expensive special effect in movie history.

 

[Aravis Kenobi]

haha, seriously? I don't watch his movies (Chuck Norris). Because they're so violent and language-filled.

does Alex Cahill annoy anybody else? She annoys me. I don't really know why, lol.

 

[CaspianGirl]

Never seen this show, but I already know that Chuck Norris always owns your soul, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Sopespian]

In the words of Mike Huckabee

"My plan for securing the border? Two words: Chuck Norris."

 

[Doffen]

When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[christianrocker505]

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with a statue.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[Aravis Kenobi]

Personally, I'd rather have this thread as an actual discussion of the show, not a bunch of lame Chuck NOrris jokes.

 

[Sven-El]

True enough. They get rather old after a while. Though I do appreciate the fact he does and did all his own stunts on the show, especailly when you consider his age. He was born in 1940!

 

[Doffen]

Personally, I'd rather have this thread as an actual discussion of the show, not a bunch of lame Chuck NOrris jokes.

What do you mean jokes? ^^

 

[Aravis Kenobi]

True enough. They get rather old after a while. Though I do appreciate the fact he does and did all his own stunts on the show, especailly when you consider his age. He was born in 1940!

No kidding. And, he writes for worldnetdaily.com; some of the things he writes are awesome!

 

[christianrocker505]

Alright this is kinda a joke, but it's awesome and I had to share it.

Go to google.com, type google chuck norris in the search bar and then press I'm Feeling Lucky.