Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Stand in the middle of the isles and start yelling "A PIPE BOMB, A PIPE BOMB!"

Climb on top of the shelves and knock things down onto the heads of innocent passersby.

Take a nerf gun and start shooting at people.

Sit in the middle of the isle with a Ring and whisper at it "My Precioussss." and glare at people as they stare at you, then yell randomly, FLITHY TRICKSY LITTLE HOBBITSES! WE WILL CATCH THEM AND EATSSS THEM IF THEY STEAL OUR PRECIOUSS!"
 
Hack the loudspeakers and start singing "Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky III.

You and your best friend grab two carts each and havea a Pod Race through the isles. Your friend is Selbulba nad throws various tools at you.
 
Start acting like you're hallucinating on cactus juice.

Knock everything off of every shelf in the toy department and food department. Then throw everything off the hangers onto the floor. When someone asks what you're doing, reply (slightly hysterically), "Its contaminated. Its all contaminated. He touched all of it!"
 
If you see an oldish looking man with a long white beard, and log nwhite hair, follow him around saying,

"Gandalf! I want to go on a quest!"
 
Wander around with a pillowcase (from home) on your head, asking, "Could you please direct me to Lothlórien?"
 
Sven-El said:
If you see an oldish looking man with a long white beard, and log nwhite hair, follow him around saying,

"Gandalf! I want to go on a quest!"
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Off topic, but, there's this old Amish guy who goes down my road in the summer in an open buggy and he looks just like Gandalf. He makes me feel so happy, I wave to him and think fancifully to myself, "I'm waving to Gandalf." xD

*cough* So, back on topic. I believe one of my friends actually did this; go there with a friend or two, take a few skateboards, lie down on them and race up and down the isles.
 
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