<the badger stares at you>
Do youuuuuu know where Iiiiiii fell from ... yesterday?
<waves paws above head wildly>
I fell ... from ... <in a whisper> the Skyyyyy!
<clamps paws against ears>
And I yellllllllled my little stripey head off...
<makes wiggly motions with paws>
...because I landed <in a whisper> in a greeeeeat big pile... of WORMS.
<stares ahead>
Badgers EAT woorrrmmmmsssssss
<paws clamp over eyes, cringing>
....but noooot THAAAAATT kind.....
<paws come down, eyes look side to side>
... they was PUUUKKKEE GREEEEEEEEN and had BRISTLY BITS ALLLLL OVER.
<shrugs>
So I sauntered off and got me a pint with the lads and laughed about it.