What if I was....

[MissReepicheep]

I would ask you to take me under your tutelage, and let me assist you when you're on a case. I've always wanted to be a detective.

What if I was a robotic chipmunk?

 

[SeaStar]

I would give you to my cats to chase. If you were made of metal, you would be quite safe.

What if I was an 18-inch-long sparkly purple and orange winged velociraptor?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I would be dazzled and then... probably die.


What if I was an evil scientist who thought she was destined to rule the world?

 

[Narnia_bookworm]

I would run away from you lol.

What if I was a vampire out in the night hunting for blood?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I would have my dragon destoy you.


what if I was a dragon?

 

[Narnia_bookworm]

I would want to meet you lol.

What if I was an immortal being?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I'd ask you 1. why all species of humanoid creatures have longer life-spans than humans (so it seems at least) and 2. Why you are so fastinated with the abbreviation "lol".

what if I was a talking/walking tree?

 

[Narnia_bookworm]

I would try to merrily dance around you.

What if I was a goblin?

 

[Lady Chloe]

I would run away in fear!

What if I was at the peak of popular dance artists?

 

[Lady Callandra]

I would laugh and video tape you.


What if I was a t-shirt?

 

[Sopespian]

I would laugh and video tape you.


What if I was a t-shirt?

I would not wear you. That would be awkward...

What if I were a GPO (Grammar Police Officer) and I arrested this thread for improper use of the subjunctive?

 

[Lady Callandra]

i would prolly gotta jail...


What if I was a lamp?

 

[GondorGirl]

I'd actually bother to change the lightbulb sometimes.

What if I was secretly Kristen Stewart?

 

[Lady Chloe]

You would have an extremely difficult time completing a single sentence... and never smile.

What if I was an anime character!

 

[GondorGirl]

You would have an extremely difficult time completing a single sentence... and never smile.

What if I was an anime character!

XD Spot on... XD

A lot of people would doodle you.

What if I was a Superhero?

 

[Lady Chloe]

You would have to rescue the world!

What if I was excited for the next Twilight film? (I cry a little bit inside to say that out loud.)

 

[narnia ice cream]

o_o would be my reaction




What if I was Amish

 

[Lady Chloe]

I would have to come get a quilt from you!

What if I was sick?

 

[SeaStar]

I'd call the doctor!

What if I was a superhero?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

The world would be a better place.

What if I were Ernst Stavro Blofeld?