What If

Then you would become so famous on TDL that people began worshipping you and everything around you.

what if i was a famous author?
 
then you would slowly, over the course of time, forget that you are human


what if i could really marry frodo...
 
i would critique your ballroom dancing

what if i had a rose right now and was crying for dear life because ben barnes dumped me?
 
awws. You'd be better off, and I'd let you cry on my shoulder. Then we could go beat him up. :]


What if Bella comes to her senses and marrys Jacob instead of Edward?
 
then i would worship you as my idol. (it's a good thing you're NOT a famous author, see?)

what if there was a new law over night that prohibits spelling mistakes?
 
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