For thousands of years not one single person had ever read Twilight.
Charles Dickens never read it.
Mark Twain never read it.
William Shakespeare never read it.
Neither did Christopher Marlowe, Hans Christian Anderson, Edgar Allan Poe, JRR Tolkein or ... (drumroll) ... C. S. LEWIS.
Doesn't that TELL you something??
hhhhhhhmmmmmmm....... I don't know what I laughed at last. It's just nice to BE laughing!
I would love to but I'm not allowed on you-tube
Well, then.................
"Daddy, what if Mommy can't find us in Smelly Lake?"
Wilson surprised himself by smiling at that. "Smoky Lake, son, like smoke from a fire."
"Is he a Navy SEAL too, Daddy?"
"No, son, he's something a lot more scary: he's a dentist.