Who let the cats out! MEOW! MEOW!

[BarbarianKing]

Attention cat people! Dog people are loose in dufferland and at this very moment are bragging about their furry friends as if they were the best! It's time to show them that CATS rule!

Why cats are better you ask?

First of all, you don't need a bulldozer, a dump truck, and a gas mask to clean after them!


Plus, we have CAT NORRIS, punisher of all evil dogness:

Here he is, teaching Fido (AKA: Barker of Great Annoyance) a lesson.

Vs. Dog Smuggler!

POST AWAY CAT LOVERS! SHOW THEM WHY CATS RULE!!! MEOW!!

 

[Narnia_bookworm]

Those are funny pictures LoL. You have to work to get a cat's love. Whereas dogs are one's to love you right away without any effort.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Caspian: Its because we have tomato cannons. That's why we cats are better.
Frodo: And toasters!
Bee: Yes, but dogs are so much more....
Caspian: YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE, BEE, YOU'RE A DOG! GET OUT! YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE /LAST/ DOG WHO MESSED WITH US CATS! *points to above pictures*
Bee: *sulks and leaves for dog thread* Fine. Be that way.

Ribbony: I know why cats are better!:

Oh we are the brave
Oh we are the fearless
We stand true
For all that is good!
We fear none
For none ever challenge us!
Once they see our bravery
They all flee in fear!
Catsrule! Catsrule!
What a wonderful call!
Catsrule! Catsrule!
It is our battle cry!

Other reasons cats are much better than dogs;

1. They don't leap up and spatter you with mud.

2. They're small enough to actually snuggle without taking up the whole couch/bed and your lap at the same time.

3. They don't drool.

4. They are more/as loyal. This is not a commonly known fact about cats, but it is true for alot of them. If you raise them from young kittens (and don't completely pamper them) they will be as loyal as any other animal. And they don't smell when they follow you around.

5. They are independent.

6. Kittens are cuter than puppies. If nothing else because they're smaller. And they have cute little noses and eyes and ears and tails and paws and....

7. Crystal, my Snow Bengal. She talks and gives kisses and you can literally carry on whole conversations with her.

8. You can own more of them without getting in trouble with animal control.

9. If you have had them since they were a tiny kitten and have trained them well they will let you do anything to them: ie. Hold them upside down, rub their tummy and not claw your arm off....

10. They're smarter than dogs. We have a dog called Viper who we have in a large fenced in area with our other dog Titan. Viper always wants to escape. Their doghouse is set at a spot where she could use it to jump over the fence. Viper stands on the doghouse almost every day and has not figured this out. My cat Crystal (mentioned above) sometimes get locked upstairs. We have a screen door at the bottom of our stairs that is almost always locked, hence why Crystal gets stuck. To get herself downstairs when this happens Crystal will do one of two things: She will either un-hook the door or crawl through a small hole in the door that we reach through to unlock it. 'Nuff said.

 

[Sopespian]

Why is this even a discussion? Of course cats are better than dogs.

 

[~Lava~]

I would like to point out, Mozart, that I have personally kicked cats out of my lap because they smelled worse than my dog's breath (but then again, they, like their mother, seem to think that passing flatulence is the proper way to express happiness and anger), I have also gotten muddy from cats leaping into my arms more so even than my dogs, I have a cat that does drool, and owning more of them does not make it healthier than owning more than one dog, cats are one of the few animals that carry the virus for conjunctivitis (pink-eye) in their waste. Cats are also the number one domestic killer of native wildlife, and they do not discriminate against killing T&E species.

That being said, I don't know if I could go back to a no cat house-hold. Carli, Tobey, and Gibbs have made our lives interesting since the day they were born.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Cats rule, dogs drool!

Dogs can be very annoying, especially to 'non-dog' people, by jumping up at them, barking etc. Cats, on the other hand, rarely bother you, if you don't bother them. Cats also express appreciation to you having them on your lap, stroking them etc by purring.

 

[~Lava~]

Or passing flatulence in you lap

 

[ahyperdude]

Those are funny pictures LoL. You have to work to get a cat's love. Whereas dogs are one's to love you right away without any effort.

They're all photoshopped... stupid cats

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

Cats are amazing.

 

[Kate]

They don't bring cats into hospitals to make sick people happy. They bring DOGS!
Cats are not used to help handicapped people through life DOGS are.
Cats don't sniff out drugs or attack bad people in partnership with police officers, DOGS do!
Cats are not the mascot or helping animal in Fire Stations DOGS ARE

Dogs are WAY better than cats.

 

[EveningStar]

Why are you fighting?? Just COMPROMISE!!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

They're all photoshopped... stupid cats

Not all of them.


Caspian: Stupid?!? STUPID?!? I HAVE DEVELOPED A TOMATO CANNON AND A FLYING MACHINE AND A BOMB! WHAT DOG HAS DONE THAT? EH? EH?

Didn't you read my other post, Hyper? Even when cats act stupid they are WAY smarter than dogs.

They don't bring cats into hospitals to make sick people happy. They bring DOGS!
Cats are not used to help handicapped people through life DOGS are.
Cats don't sniff out drugs or attack bad people in partnership with police officers, DOGS do!
Cats are not the mascot or helping animal in Fire Stations DOGS ARE

Dogs are WAY better than cats.

The hospital one isn't true. I've heard of people bringing cats into hospitals. And at any rate /I/ wouldn't want a dog coming into my room when I'm sick.

And whose fault is that, eh? Cats could help people as well as dogs if they were trained correctly and given a chance. So few people take the time to see this though, so they use dogs. This is because cats are stereotyped into being snooty and stuck up and dogs are stereotyped as being loyal. I've experienced the opposite. We've had stuck-up DOGS and loyal CATS. I've had my kittens die in my arms, purring at me to try and make ME feel better.

I had a cat called Mistyfoot who had many, many problems. He had skin allergies, teeth that grew abnormally and a leg that stuck out because he'd been bitten by something once and it hit a tendon in his leg. We couldn't take him to the vet to fix him because 1. we didn't have the money and 2. they'd have probably just put him to sleep, saying that he couldn't be fixed. That cat was the most optmistic creature I have ever met. He adjusted to his issues and lived with them. Once, I saw him climbing up the side of his pen (which has a metal fence-ish covering) smacking vigorusly at a large black tomcat who was trying to get in to the three unspayed girls we had in the pen with Misty. Mistyfoot defended his little girls and that tom ran off. I witnessed him succesfully hunting LIZARDS which normal cats usually can't catch. He died last year in March, I believe. He was one of those who was purring and talking to me, trying to tell me that it'd be okay.

Don't try to tell me that dogs are better than cats, because they aren't (in my book) and nothing will ever make me think otherwise.

 

[ahyperdude]

They don't bring cats into hospitals to make sick people happy. They bring DOGS!
Cats are not used to help handicapped people through life DOGS are.
Cats don't sniff out drugs or attack bad people in partnership with police officers, DOGS do!
Cats are not the mascot or helping animal in Fire Stations DOGS ARE

Dogs are WAY better than cats.

*Highfives*

 

[Sopespian]

My sister has a cat that looks something like this; not exactly, though.

How can you resist that adorable face?

 

[EveningStar]

Dogs and Cats are like Men and Women...they compliment one another. Sometimes the compliments are genuine....

 

[BarbarianKing]

They're all photoshopped... stupid cats

You wish they were photoshoped! That's the real Cat Norris caught in the thick of the battle against evil dogness! The photoshoped photos are of the dumb dogs pretending to be holding a kitten with their mouths. Everyone knows dog's conspiracy about being better than cats. They're not even close.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

Cats are SO much better than dogs! You never see a stupid cat, do you?

 

[~Lava~]

Just saying.

 

[ahyperdude]

LOL! DOGS RULE!

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[ahyperdude]

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