Word Assasination

[NarniaExpert]

Go ahead and assinate a word.

 

[Wendygirljp]

Why? Do not enough people destroy the English language, already?

 

[EveningStar]

I am Popeye of Borg! You will be askimilgrated! Resistance is feudal!

 

[Dernhelm]

Al these assistanating is going too gaeve mea an hedeache.

 

[Elf Of The Grey Havens]

I assasinate the words Plox and pwned pronounced as "pooned" It's OWNED people geet it straight! Pwned is still prnounced owned!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

hmm...a word to assisnate. What do I do? Stick a knife in it, throw it through my window, stop on it till the letters are barley readable? Duct tape it to train tracks or blow it up with a bomb embedded in its head? Or do I just sit and stare at it until it goes insane?

 

[EveningStar]

You could stretch it till it snaps. Look at "smiles", there's a "mile" between the first and last letters.

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I sliced lett/uce with a knife.

 

[Tooks]

mmmmmooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu/sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
there i stretched mouse until it snapped