World Domination (Part II)

I said, the Land of Whatchamacallit! They have an immense army, but I have just the thing for them - thingamajiggy! They'll never know what hit 'em. Ready the thingamajiggy! CHARGE!!! *charges into Land of Whatchamacallit*
 
2400 light years from earth, is it? Well, that's about 2305 years past my lifetime. If you can go lightspeed, which I doubt. So, nothing to worry about. :D

GKoN, I'll trade you some green Cheese for Middle Earth. :) I know, it's a generous bargin; green cheese is very pricy, but I don't mind.

*Laughs behind hand*
 
You really think that he's gonna fall for that? After all, he can just land on the moon with his star destroyers, mine some of the stuff himself, and sell it for great profit back on Earth (you did say it was very pricey).

And about Deneb, I'm not trying to move it the ORDINARY way, I'm using the WBW, of course! That's what gives me such great power! I can flick all over everywhere with this wonderful transportational node! (And don't go bothering me about how the WBW is just for travel between WORLDS, not different points in the same world - I solved that problem long ago.)
 
Pssh, I have to agree to THAT trade, as well as GKoN...for 2 reasons...
1) We're allied, of course!
2) I currently have the free use of Lothlorien and Rivendell
 
And just what do you intend to do about this trade? It's obvious that Dernhelm is trying to work her way into the confidence of this DADBURNIT triumvirate. I say we finish attacking the land of whatchamacallit!
 
Ah. The Wood between the World, you say? Well. *puts the armies of the Moon in the WBW* There! :D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Would that be me or Lady of Lorien?

I hereby now invade Japan. Thank you.:D
*Sends in uglies armed w/ blasters and mithril armor after bombarding strategic points from orbit*

*Japanese Soldiers take one look @ Trolls w/ huge blaster rifles and surrender*:D

MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!! Yessss, yessssssss... The newest most advanced video games are MINE!! *Laughs madly* Wait a second...THEIR IN JAPANESE!! Dadburnit...*Gets translators working.*

Oh, and LoL,(hehehe) your Mithril armor should have arrived.
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Maybe both :p I've no clue!(so that no one can mindread you know)
 
*Pulls up super-snazzy touch screen HUD commandpad with GPS, DVD MP3 and nuclear capabilities* "Put the Rangers over there...Have the infantry hold til the tanks come in, otherwise it'll be a turkey shoot"
 
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