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Technically, white horses are a combination of ALL colors.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make good firewood?
 
Because it's alive. It couldn't do anything if it was dead.

Why do yarn companies sell ball of yarn in which the yarn is broken and knotted together someone inside?
 
Because at that price they can't sell you the whole nine yarns.

When cats spend so much time asleep, are they awake in another universe?
 
When does a door bore? When it's nailed to the floor with four more glorious thorns recently worn by a rosebush shorn.

Why do they always sell scissors by the pair?
 
Apples are more acidic and may cause the coating of the scissors to deteriorate.

Why aren't insects afraid of humans?
 
Because cockroaches know that they are the superior being, and as such don't suffer from the self-identity issues that humans do. Viva la cafard!

What is are the two main issues with the Kershaw Remix?
 
1) The 1980s, and 2) the 1980s.

(The 1980s were a terrible time in history, although not as bad as the 1970s. My mom contests this and says that everything good came from the 1980s. She is Wrong.)

What is the effect on China's economic policies when yarn frays in Turkmenistan?
 
I do not feel like I have thoroughly researched that particular topic enough to be an expert...


What day should I give birth to my baby? My "due date" is set for the 1st of May...
 
It is lucky to bear a child on days of the week that end in Y.

I purchased a new rubber plant and don't know what to name him. Suggestions?
 
Guaranteed? No, but very likely unless you live significantly south of the equator.

Congratulations, by the way Fernie on your coming baby!

Question:
As to Cheshire cats, what comes first, the body or the smile?
 
Thank you! :D

I suppose it would depend on how close the chesire dogs are....


What did Old MacDonald have on his farm first?
 
That would be "E"

If there are thirteen muffins in a baker's dozen, how many seconds are there in a New York minute?
 
1; that's why everyone in New York rushes so much.

Why don't airlines offer puppet seats for traveling ventriloquists?
 
Because ventriloquist dummies are designed to sit in your lap!

Why does a road go both directions at the same time?
 
Because it's inferior to the air, which goes all the directions at once.

Why is there a hole in the bottom of the sea?
 
Everyone empathizes with the clown fish because it is always forced to be the villain in the fishy horror movies.

Which is first, the chicken or the eternal Form of the drumstick?
 
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