You know you're a die-hard fan-fic flunky when...

EveningStar

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You know you're a die-hard fan-fic writer when...

1) You have added words like "Cair Paravel" and "firkin" to your word processor's dictionary. (HATE seeing Calormene listed as "Did you mean Caloric?")

2) You speak of your stories as being "canon" with Byron on Wells, Southward the Tigers, or other such works Lewis SHOULD have written but didn't.

3) You have a favorite designation for young beasts and use it consistently, whether it is "kits" or "furlings" or "younglings", etc.

4) By extension, you create inclusive adjectives like "ladies and gentlebeasts" or "all paws on deck."

5) You're absolutely sure you could find all the places in your stories without asking directions.

6) Extra-credit: you have decided which actors/actresses would be perfect for the roles you created.

7) Extra-extra-credit: you have composed music for scenes or selected tracks from your music library to accompany the "film" you see in your head.

8) Extra-extra-extra credit: you have used AI to create a "portrait" of your favorite characters, but were disappointed that it didn't exactly match what you saw in your head.
 
In my quirky "Gunslingers of the Fourth Galaxy" thread, you will soon SEE ME doing just what you describe in your seventh item. My version of John Wayne will find real-world movie music AUDIBLY PLAYING IN THE AIR all around him. First example will be Elmer Bernstein's (yes, related to LEONARD Bernstein) title theme for "The Sons of Katie Elder."

Insider note: I also imagine the "Katie Elder" theme playing in the twenty-second century, when Eliot Granholm, the Grey Eagle, finds true love with heroine Azitah Sohrab.
 
Better yet, Jadis hosting her own television painting show like Bob Ross. "Here we'll put a couple of angry little trees. Remember, there are no happy accidents, only swift vengeance..."
 
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