Your Stupidest Argument

oh here's another really stupid one i had last night with my younger brother.

me: shut up
bro: you just don't have a good enough comeback
me: i said shut up
bro: that proves it
me: shut up, no it does't
bro: you want to become a lawyer? you won't make a very good one
me: i said shut up!!
bro: what will happen if you tell the judge to shut up?
me: for the last time SHUT UP!!!
bro: why don't you!
me: because i don't want to
bro: shut up!
me: why are you telling me to shut up?
bro: shut up!
me: you told me like 5 seconds ago to not say shut up
bro: shut upppppppp
me: you shut up
bro: no you
me: you
bro: you


and ya.... :rolleyes: you get the picture
 
My stupidest argument was definetly with a horse

me: *holding lunge line with Shorty(my favorite horse) on the other end and lunge whip* Let's go *clucks* *waves whip around*
Shorty: *faces me* *does noting*
Me: c'mon Shorty! *clucks* *unsuccessfully tries to crack whip*
Shorty: *bobs head up and down* *stomps*
Me: *stomps back* Let's go Shorty! *clucks* *smacks Shorty on shoulder with whip*(NOT hard enough to hurt him)
Shorty: *rears*
Me: Hey! *cracks whip* *smacks Shorty's shoulder with whip*
Shorty: *bobs head*
Me: *Walks to Shorty* *moves Shorty so he can easily move forward around me* Let's go Shorty *clucks*
Shorty: *gallops/bucks/canters nicely around me in circle*
Me: Good BOY Shorty!!! GOOD boy! *cracks whip* *clucks*
Shorty: *stops and faces me*
ect. ect. ect:rolleyes:...

I've had several with my friend/enemy Andrew, but at the moment I can't remember any, but there was probably one along the lines of
Me: *talking really fast and hyper at no one in particular about Shorty*
Andrew: *interups* Nobody cares!
Me: I do cause Shorty my bestest boy and I loves him-
Andew: Shut up!
Me: No! *keeps rambling on about Shorty*
 
Well I've only had a few big arguements so I don't know which is "the stupidest." I think the one in bold is the stupidest

One on my old message board:
There was this girl who posted in the advice section "My Sister is an Angel Now". There were a lot of stupid replies like "there are no such thing as angels". What kind of thing is that to tell her? :l I told them to shut it and got in an E-mail fight with them. I pretty much lost cause I didn't think I was gonna start a fight and I don't know much about that stuff, anyways. Lol. \

I started another fight with the same girls:
There was this girl who said "fantasy movies and books are so cool!" so I replied telling her I thought so, too (trying to make friends lol). They said "Fantasy is for little girls. Grow up." I told them THEY were immature and got in another E-mail fight with them :rolleyes:

Another fight with these same, stupid girls:
I asked for advice because I was being bullied in school and they told me "Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never hurt you" or whatever and got in another fight with them telling them this was the advice section.




I can't put down what they said to me because I deleted their E-mails, and also it would be way to big for the post lol
 
I think it went somewhere along the lines of this:
"Umm... it so is!"
"Nu-uh! Totally not!"
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes infinity!"
"No, period!"

Aaanndd so on. :p
 
I´ve had some pretty strange arguments. Like when I fought with mom because I was going to Denmark on a language course but I decided to take English books with me to read. Needless to say, she wnated me to read more Danish so we fought about books in what languag I should take :rolleyes:

And I regularly have a friendly fight with my friend trying to convince her that Johny Deep is absolutely awesome!
 
Yesterday me and my dad were arguing if we had any salted crips and he's like :
Dad : I'm sure we've got them
Me : And I'm sure we haven't
Dad : I'm 100% sure
Me : I'm 101%
Dad : If I find them I'm going to eat them all up alone
Me : There might be crips but of different flavour
Dad : I'm sure there's a packet somewhere
Me : They're not there!!

etc...

In the end...I was right :D
 
One between Mar and I.

*Mar posts a picture of herself*

Me: OMGOSH you are gorgeous!!
Mar: No, I'm not, you are.
Me: Are you crazy?
Mar: No, you're gorgeous
Me: No I'm not, you are.
Mar: No you.
Me: NO YOU!

and so on.

I think we're over that phase now though because we just say thank you...hehe. But before, woah we would always do that.
 
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