Your all banned for knowing how to do your signitures
you are banned because you're a pirate who knows how to write (and possibly read as well)
ARRR!!! Ye be banned fer suggestin' that us buccaneers don't be a' knowin' how ter be readin' an' writin' well!! Gar, Har, har, har... I be laughin' at that there thought matey... ARRR!!!
Yer banned fer makin' it seem like we all be havin' *shudder* educations...
Arrrr, ye be banned 'cause we probably need ter be workin' on the new pirates' plotline again...
Yer banned 'cause ye used the pronoun "we" which means that it be jest as much yer fault as mine...
Yer banned 'cause I couldn't very well ban meself, could I?
Yer banned fer not givin' me an idea of why to ban ye...
Yer banned because there 'tisn't any reason to ban little ol' me....
Haha, yer banned fer lying through yer teeth...
Yer banned because them lies get stuck in yer teeth too easily and then ye have to pick em out...
You're banned because santa is invading my window.
Your banned because his elves are at the back door too...
You're banned because they came in the front...