You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for if thou art questioning my judgment for posting photos online, fear not, for we covered our faces to be Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. Therefore, it is not an issue.
 
Thou art banned, for I know not that Who of whom thou speakest: and thy turn of speech is unknown unto me. The commune that doth envelop thee doth not approve of said Who and hath relegated him unto the bottom right-hand corner of the commune and the dimensions thereof.
 
Thou art banned, for thou knowest not who Doctor Who is, how can ye condemn him, or say that the commune dost not approve?
 
I know he hath the persona of a scienti-fiction character, and that therefore he shall duly be relegated to said corner within the deepest depths of the Commune. And thou art banned.
 
For reasons that do not concern thee, for they are too complex to unfold unto thy finite mind. Immerse thyself in the Commune, and thou shalt be filled with the waters thereof (and thou art banned).
 
Nay, damsel: but the Commune is infinite-er than anything else upon this verdant Lawn. For thy ignorance to the fact, thou art banned.
 
True, damsel: but I am not quite exactly the Commune; rather, we simply share mutual opinions, interests, thoughts, beliefs, attitudes, general correctness and perfection, etc., etc. Additionally, the Commune cannot exist where I am not. But we are not quite exactly exactly the same. After all, the Commune doth encompass thee, and, although thou-am-I, and I-am-thee, thou hast retained enough individuality that thou requirest to be banned into deeper communion with the Commune on occasion. *bans*
 
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Thou art banned, for there hath been no posts upon this noble thread for an epoch, and thou shouldst have endeavored to correct the aforesaid calamity.
 
Thou wouldst blame me for the textbook company that tortureth thee? Such libelous comments do not befit a young woman of thy station, and thou therefore art banned.
 
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