You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for thou hast resisted (again!) the Tongue, and the Tongue doth wrap its pink lengths about thee, pinioning thine arms unto thy sides, from whence thou shalt not escape: no, not for the whole of eternity.
 
Thou art banned, for 'tis Early Modern English. I canst not speak olde English, for 'tis the same as olde German. A Saxon I am not.
 
Copperfox said:
You're banned because you're also not a saxophone. Thus, banned for not being in a band.
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Hey, I am in band! Although I'm not a saxophone, and cannot play one.

O Zella, thou art banned, for the Lonely Banana doth object to thy slander.
 
Thou art banned, for I would never wish to insult the Lonely Banana. The Lonely Banana, being a cut above his kin, could never be subject to any complaints about ordinary bananas.
 
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest be weeping with the Lonely Banana, whose tears fall with the moving rain. And the rain moveth, and moveth, and is moved, unto the farthest of horizons. That is, China, where he standeth beneath the Lossy-tree, showering those who take refuge beneath her piney branches.
 
You are banned because it is not safe to stand under trees in a thunderstorm, even if you are a Lonely Banana and the tree is the resplendent Lossy tree.
 
Thou art banned, for Bunny smiled at me from thy post. Is't legal for him to smile across the lines thereof?
 
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