You're Banned! II

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for thy rare appearances (not for thy appearances, but in that they are rare), and thou art also banned for the familiar sight of this oft' forsaken Shakespearian.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I electric-eel splatted you once. It was an electrifying experience. And that was a lame pun. It wasn't even a real pun. But that's beside the point.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I thought it was an excellent pun.

 

[Elsesta]

Thou art banned for saying excellent, when the author thereof denied the fact.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I appreciate what she said anyway.

 

[Elsesta]

Thou art banned for being human. For they who would not be pleased would be a stone!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am banning thee.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for thy logic is both innovative and emotionally moving.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am very pleased it affected thee so.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for cheese.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for blue cheese.

 

[HighKingPeterMagnificent]

thou art banned for green cheese. ewww...

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for being awesome.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for banning Lynna for something of which thou art also guilty.

 

[HighKingPeterMagnificent]

thou art banned because thou art awesome too.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for we are having baked ham and cheese sandwiches for supper.

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned because I'm staying up all night for Pottermore.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I don't know what that is, although it's obviously something HP-related. At any rate, I hope you have fun.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for we played Clue last night.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for that's a fun game!