You're banned for having a username that starts with a consonent or a vowel. That leaves me and 99BottlesOfBeer on the forum. Tomorrow I'll ask him to change his user name...
you're banned because your elbow accidentally nudged the ban button (after two tons of flour accidentally fell on you). now you're all white - no stripes - and banned. i'm sorry.
You're banned for banning me for banning you for not posting enough instead of running after Derny singing "Derny's a duffer" over and over and over again until she posts.