You're Banned! II

[SeaStar]

You're banned because I feel like banning you.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because I don't have school since 1991

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned since I haven't had school since 4:50 today.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because I'm older than you

 

[Copperfox]

You're all banned, because I'm older than _anyone_ else who is regularly active on TDL!

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because you must get some sleep

 

[""L""]

Your banned because your banning people

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because you know the green guy

 

[Copperfox]

To prevent this forum from being completely empty, I ban everyone FROM being banned! From current banning, at least; I'm not sure about banning the very idea of banning.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because of your ban of banning other banners, you're ruining our banning!
(try saying that 3 times fast!)

 

[Copperfox]

Oh, yeah? Well, I ban the banning of banning of banning!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I ban you all because you're repeating words over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I feel like saying something profound but I don't know what to say.

 

[Copperfox]

Some randomly-chosen person is banned, because Duffers are supposed to do random things.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because it's monday tomorrow.
*long-suffering groan*

 

[Copperfox]

So let's ban Mondays! But no, come to think of it, that would only mean that Tuesdays would become the new Mondays, which would be a cruel thing to do to poor innocent Tuesdays.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because you think Tuesdays are innocent.
Only weekends, Fridays, summer and other holidays are innocent. The days from Monday to Thursday are evil incarnate.

 

[Narborg]

Your banned for being Dayist!!! HAHA, see whart i did there?

 

[Zella]

You're banned for living in Orcland, that must be scary.

 

[Smaug]

Your banned for having a banner that makes me laugh^^