You're banned for keeping dragons without a wildlife permit!!! (Yes, really! Send me $25 and I'll mail you a certificate suitable for framing and un-ban you...)
You have a dragon in your signature graphic. They are an endangered species and if you want to own one you have to send me lots of money and chocolate chip cookies.
You're banned because I've never had your soup and therefore cannot objectively know whether it is "the best." I happen to miss my mother's...which has no unidentifiable gray blobs....