You're Banned! II

[Zella]

You're banned because I don't wear sunglasses.

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because Aragorn is wearing his snowclothes inside.

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I like peppermint patties.

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because Aragorn is slouching in his seat.

 

[Zella]

You're banned because Miraz isn't.

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because Aragorn is more fun to pick on than Miraz.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because Caspian wanted it

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because I don't know whether you mean the sea, the prince, or Mozart's cat.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because all three answered

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because they interrupted each other.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because the Prince jumped in the sea to rescue the cat

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I like the Caspian Sea just because of its name.

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

You're banned because the sea is a bit wild right now

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because I've never seen the sea.

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because mine isn't and won't be unless another ice age starts in.

 

[Lossëndil]

You're banned fo having a nice sig.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I need to start the third chapter of my third book!

 

[EveningStar]

You're banned for quoting Charles W. Russell!

 

[Copperfox]

All of you are banned because, up in Heaven right now, my first wife Mary is remembering that February second was the date on which I proposed to her, so we always remembered Groundhog Day as our "engage-iversary."

 

[Glenburne]

You're banned because it's raining.