You're Banned!

[DaughterofGondor]

You're banned because someone let the dogs out....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned. Period. End of discussion.

 

[DaughterofGondor]

You're banned because you broke your probation laws. You're going back to jail.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned because I never was on probation - I escaped!

 

[DaughterofGondor]

You're banned for escaping, I'm a cop AND a lawyer AND a prosecutor!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned for having too many jobs.

 

[DaughterofGondor]

You're banned for obviously not understanding the single mother ( jk LOL)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned because you're not a single mother.

 

[Miss Freckles]

You're banned because you'll never ever be a mother...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned because you still have a ticker in your siggy, even after your birthday.

 

[Miss Freckles]

i am hurt and upset!

you're banned for not congratulating me that i am 19 years 1 month and possibly... errr... *confusion in head* 4 days?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned for being hurt and upset, because everything should be light and joy on TDL.

 

[SOS~]

You're banned because this is the first time I've been on the comp in 2 weeks.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're banned for banning me for a trumped-up reason, which is illegal.

 

[SOS~]

You're banned because eggs are good.

 

[Miss Freckles]

You're banned because you're insane (actually, in the Duffer section, this is NOT a reason to ban anyone, but since this thread is in the duffer section itself, this reason for banning doesn't have to make sense either, so it's totally legal!)

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

You're banned because the 'i' in cookies isn't Capital like the others.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

You're banned for being a Lioness of spelling.

 

[oxford girl]

You're banned for seeing POTC: AWE!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

You're banned for seeing POTC: AWE!

You're banned for recommending it to me.