Another lame joke...

[hello mcfly]

Heres a joke my brother made...=p

Why did the car walk?

Because it had no wheels

 

[Skul]

LOL. LOL. I like it.

 

[hello mcfly]

Haha! Yep, usually my brother would make up dumb jokes but this time it was pretty good...

 

[Skul]

Any others that you know of? I used to have a whole book, but I can't find it right now.

 

[tottyfruitty]

lmfo funny joke!

 

[hello mcfly]

I used to have a book with tons of funny poems, actually I still have it..but the stories are way too long...haha

and there was another one I knew when I was in 3rd grade:

Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine

HAHAHAhaha.....-_- lol

 

[Skul]

I used to have a book with tons of funny poems, actually I still have it..but the stories are way too long...haha

and there was another one I knew when I was in 3rd grade:

Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine

HAHAHAhaha.....-_- lol

Yeah, I've heard that one. Here's one I thought of.

Ben: (upon just finishing a painting) There. I call it "White Cow in a Blizzard"
(The painting canvas is completely white.)
Mike: Ben, you can't just dump a bucket of white paint on a canvas and call it "White Cow in a Blizzard".
Ben: Why not? It's Art.
Mike: No, Art is a delicate piece of work that takes years of training and...
Ben: Well, I call it Art. What do you think, Art?
(A cow moos. ARt is a cow. There's a blizzard outside.)

 

[hello mcfly]

Yeah, I've heard that one. Here's one I thought of.

Ben: (upon just finishing a painting) There. I call it "White Cow in a Blizzard"
(The painting canvas is completely white.)
Mike: Ben, you can't just dump a bucket of white paint on a canvas and call it "White Cow in a Blizzard".
Ben: Why not? It's Art.
Mike: No, Art is a delicate piece of work that takes years of training and...
Ben: Well, I call it Art. What do you think, Art?
(A cow moos. ARt is a cow. There's a blizzard outside.)

LOL! Thats so funny, youre great at making up jokes!

 

[SOS~]

Lame jokes?

Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Do get away from yo momma.

 

[tottyfruitty]

hmm that was kinda weird

 

[Skul]

LOL! Thats so funny, youre great at making up jokes!

Actually, I read that one in an Over the Hedge comic strip.

 

[hello mcfly]

ohhh! Well it was still good........^^

Im out of jokes...=(

 

[LadyAnneOfNarnia]

Here are two:

Joke #1:

Why did the traffic light turn red?

If you had to change in front of all those people you'd turn red too!

Joke #2:

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little buge(r)y


I don't remember joke #2 very well, so sorry if it doesn't make sense.

 

[hello mcfly]

Here are two:

Joke #1:

Why did the traffic light turn red?

If you had to change in front of all those people you'd turn red too!

Joke #2:

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little buge(r)y


I don't remember joke #2 very well, so sorry if it doesn't make sense.

hehe, I didnt understand the second one.... But the first one is funny!

 

[tottyfruitty]

lmfo the first one is funny but i dont get the second one
love your siggy btw

 

[SOS~]

A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch.

 

[hello mcfly]

A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch.

0_o That has to be the lamest yet

 

[SOS~]

How does a blond kill a fish?
She drowns it !

How does a blond kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff!

How did the blond break her leg when she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

 

[LadyAnneOfNarnia]

Sorry you didn't understand the second one.

And thanks TF! You can copy it if you like and I'm sure my little sister would be honored to make you a sig. pic sometime...her creativity is amazing!

 

[Copperfox]

Here's an oldie:

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her.


Joseph Ravitts, author of "Writing Club" fanfic "Southward the Tigers"